he/they/she✝️cause mostly i've been sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting out the blood and screaming someone save us✝️🧛♂️🦇🩸✝️tell the judge that i'm innocent, tell the jury i'm no-one at all✝️
that awkward moment when you’ve worked together and shared a small apartment together for over 20 years and have a movie night together every Tuesday and go out to a nice restaurant together once a month and serenade them in front of the entire restaurant sleep in the same bed and control their anal beads through your phone because you’re catfishing them and you follow their rules about what you’re allowed to eat and let them carry you home like a newlywed when you’re feeling sick but platonically