vash-the-trans-catboy
Trans Little Catboy
Am I funny or just insane, the world will never knowIcon by @cryoxene Silly little poll maker[ask box is open]Ao3
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Knives WIPs from september
I want to finish them someday but my style has changed so much т т
also look at the file name, I'm crying, what does that mean... was I planning to draw those pussy-shaped flowers around him or what
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had the amazing opportunity to be in a vash zine and this was my piece!!!!
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Part 1 Bracket F Round 2 Winners
Matchup 1: Rem from Death Note vs The Xenomorph from Alien
Matchup 2: otachi from pacific rim vs The Behemoth from Final Fantasy
Matchup 3: zinogre from monster hunter rise vs Blaidd from Elden Ring
Matchup 4: The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow vs The Kraken
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Part 1 Bracket E Round 2 Winners
Matchup 1: Sidon from BOTW vs Medusa from mythology
Matchup 2: Angel of Death from Hellboy 2 vs scunner from pacific rim
Matchup 3: Death from Discworld vs alraune from bayonetta
Matchup 4: Gado from Bloody Roar vs Carnage from Marvel Comics
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Monsterfucker showdown is on a break for around two weeks!
I gotta focus on finishing my semester
Polls will continue once I am done with my work
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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thats the poll. please reblog
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Working at the sex shop really did rewire my brain. There was basically no topic that was too taboo to talk about, and what little propriety I’d had evaporated. I’d be out walking and chatting with friends about erotica I’d had to read that day only to be shushed and realize people were staring at me.
It always struck me as a little bit silly but I learned to curb myself for others comfort levels. Mostly.
But I have one distinct memory of decorating holiday cookies with my parents and my grandmother. My mom had worked in a sex shop back in her day, and I never hid my line of work from my family, so I was telling a work story.
I was conscious that my dad was slightly more sensitive, so I was using pretty broad descriptions, but I happened to mention silicone lube (I was telling my horror story) and my nana asked, “What’s that?”
I went into full sales mode. Focused on the little reindeer cookie I was decorating I started info dumping, “Oh, it’s pretty great. Water based lubricants get absorbed through vaginal mucous membranes, but silicone is too dense and our body can’t absorb it the same way. So once you apply some silicone you never have to worry about chafing, and a little goes a long way. It’s especially popular with older women, because they start producing less natural lubricant and absorb water based lubes so quickly.”
There was a silent beat after this statement.
I looked up.
My mom and grandmother were looking at me with rapt attention, and I belatedly realized I was addressing two older women who probably would welcome extra lubrication.
And then there was my dad, blushing so pink with embarrassment that I thought he was about to faint.
“I can talk about something else,” I offered in apology to my dad.
“Like hell! He can go in the other room, tell me more!” My nana declared. My dad scampered off to busy himself in another room while I answered their questions and talked about brands and pricing.
I slipped them each a small bottle of silicone lube for the holidays.
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My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place
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