Flying Rodents Ripped My Flesh!

True Men Stories, August 1957.

Cover by Wil Hulsey

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Also Leonard Calvert, First Proprietary Governor of this orientation, would have approved.

Look at that painting and tell me he's not a bit extra even for the 1630s.

"The No. 1 rule in any negotiation is don't take yourself hostage."

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

Myrna Loy, 1920s.

Starmer is a red Tory.

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"If the Israeli assault stopped today, and we decided to hold a funeral every single day for each Palestinian killed in the last eight months, it would take us 100 years to honor them all."

The Palestinian speaker at the UN Security Council highlights the devastating toll of casualties among Palestinians resulting from the Israeli genocide in Gaza.

Gallo-Roman statue of Priapus.

Untitled , human circulatory system diagram, wet beach sand with high sea horizon, Josef Breitenbach, 1942

I think that's a dog? Not sure though. Medieval animals in armor is...not my expertise, though it probably should be considering a Medieval Studies degree isn't really useful for much else (aside from getting a doctorate and teaching more people about Medieval Studies, which I was not smart/dedicated/driven enough to do to my continued shame).