Valentine-Orchid-Flower corset by AGCoutureCorsetry

I'm gonna start telling new ppl I meet that im a bio man. "Well what's up with the tits?" That's just a little treat for me

So excited to go to the aquarium in a few weeks but I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm gonna feel v out of place and alone w the people I'm going with...oh well at least I'll have Da Fishes

sorry i spammed you thinking with my pussy rn

I don’t have a bong or rolling paper or pipe so I just have raw ground up weed. do I roll around in it like a cat

3 commissions, @fangsvoid, @cupiidzbow, @brightlovingsouls

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Lowkey can't wait to get sober (sober as in learning moderation not as in never drinking again) bc I want to have a discussion about if anyone could tell when I was sloshed when I shouldn't have been. Ik im not slick but honestly I'm gonna guess no bc they would NOT have let me get away w as much as I have lmfao

Being an alcoholic is so lame like does it even rly count as an addiction

sundress season this, sundress season that like nah show me you really want me and fuck me in my Adam Sandler fit.

Drinking a lg iced coffee when I already wasn't feeling good probs wasn't the smartest move but I stand by it

#267: Betty Menger (Freddy Got Fingered)

I just decided that being queasy is somehow worse than being nauseous. For the same reason being nauseous is worse than throwing up tho....if somethings gonna happen I want it to happen. Don't just leave me sitting here feeling all gross and weird inside smdh