everyday in the labru tag is a whimsical adventure and fics like this keep me locked in

by chewbecca18

Every evening ends the same. Kabru is spread out on his king’s sheets, gripping them in his fists as his sweaty bangs are plastered against his forehead. After every dinner Laios all but picks Kabru up and carries him to his room, plopping him unceremoniously onto the bed. For a man who’d made a boar of himself at the table, the hunger in his eyes remained unsatisfied as he pries Kabru’s legs apart with a wordless huff.

Words: 2651, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kabru (Dungeon Meshi), Laios Touden

Relationships: Kabru/Laios Touden

Additional Tags: Weight Gain, Stuffing, fat laios, Trans Male Character, trans Kabru, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Burping, Burp Kink, squashing, No Plot/Plotless, Post-Canon, it’s barely relevant tho, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

as far as anime crossovers with dunmeshi go, i’ve seen some pretty silly comparisons with Kabru. let’s be serious here, he’d only need a few seconds in a room with Reigen before realizing the guy’s a conman. if we’re talking a matchup of comparable skills, Loid Forger is the one who’d actually be a real challenge for Kabru.

My closest royal councellor, a 20-something deadly warrior with enchanting blue eyes and uncompromising morals: sorry for saying that thing about assassinating you if you turned out to be evil I made things weird

Me, who got so hard at the idea of being mortally seduced by him during an honeypot scheme to kill me I almost passed out: I think I have food pouisoning

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keep thinking about this hug and how the way kabrus shoulder is angled, the only comfortable place for his arm is around Laios' waist. you can see where it clips behind laios chest and dips under his arm. the position of Laios' hands suggesting they were just hugging but have now pulled away but not completely, theyre staying very close to chat. the eye contact while theyre still holding onto each other

Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!

anime-only fans please please please consider reading dungeon meshi because once you hit ch76 your life begins anew

Ryoko Kui is freakin hilarious, because she gives everyone in Dungeon Meshi all these personal internalized biases and forms of racism none of the characters ever think about for themselves because they're so used to those biases that they don't recognize them as forms of bigotry. And it's really cool, because through the lens of fantasy it's relatively easy for a reader to have enough distance and perspective to understand how all of the characters, whether protagonists or antagonists, experience these biases. It's a nice piece of world building that doesn't take away from the story if you happen to miss it, but adds a lot once you begin to pick up on it.

Then she introduces Kabru, a dark skinned protagonist, to readers who are in their vast majority from counties with a large amount of baking in racism towards darker skin, and is like okay now you the reader are invited to be a part of experiencing your own internalized biases and to become a part of this theme of unconscious bias subtly or overtly misdirecting how people understand each other. I think it's very funny of her to drop that in there and see how many of us self reflect about it. And of course he's just as much part of the story and plot, so we don't have to do any of that or even notice it, but it's a more enriching experience if we do.

Head tilt Kabru got my knees bucking, can I propose to him too

you n me gotta get in line 😔

hits you with the kabru flirty head tilt

everybody come get your pining labru 🥹

read the hazards of love

Screaming crying throwing up in the best way possible oh my GOD. @wasabi-gumdrop truly brought my fic, The Hazards of Love, to life with this beautiful drawing from the kitchen dance scene from chapter 4!

Please visit them and consider commissioning them! They did a wonderful job on this piece, and I couldn't be happier.

getting my partner into dungeon meshi

him: how old is the half-foot? he’s not a kid?

me: yeah he’s 29 which is almost middle aged for half-foots

him: oh what. so they just age faster than the others? that’s so sad ):

me: it is isn’t it 🥲

idk if i hallucinated this but i think someone on here mentioned Kabru having a threesome with Hien and Benichidori and maybe i fainted just imagining it but like. if you see this pls show yourself bcs i really need to draw this threesome for you

i desire him carnally

is this a safe space

is this a safe space

Ok the regular damsel in distress 'oh I am such a silly empty-headed twink I cannot POSSIBLY understand these big words' act doesn't work anymore but laios would look forward to ACTUAL chances to play knight in shining armour I think except sadly very few things in Kabru's life urgently require a very good dog impression

But like. One night Kabru is up in a bout of insomnia and Laios finds him wandering the castle and Kabru is like dont look at me my king im gross (he is his eyes are puffy his hairs a mess he just looks like a man who hasn't slept for a week. Because he hasnt) but Laios is like. Don't be silly. Let's go get you a draught from Falin and tomorrow you've got the morning off. And Kabru looks up at him with eyes genuinely full of grateful tears because insomnia is a bitch and hes lost control and Laios is like. Ooooh nooo oooh fuck hes so cute. He's so adorable I want to eat him. How do I get him to look at me like this all the time. Is this normal is this a normal bro feeling to have idk hes so fucking cuteeeee I need to chew on him