Sceleritas Fel: 'Fine day to storm a tower! Carry on! Don't mind a frail old Butler.'
So since Bhaal is perfectly fine with his Chosen-to-be just wrecking the plan and Myrkul's place in it, I do wonder what kind of conversations are going on back there considering that the two gods are known for their 'unbreakable symbiotic relationship.' The group texts must be interesting.
Myrkul: 'Bhaal your spawn has betrayed us and is killing my followers.'
Bhaal: 'Ah. Yes. That'
Myrkul: 'Bhaal they just killed my Chosen.'
Bhaal: ...
Myrkul: 'BHAAL.'
Bhaal: 'Look, there'll be loads of dead people at the end of the plan, you love it when I make dead people for you, right?'
I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.
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