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Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 馃槶"
Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '饾灟鈭樷媷饾灴' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist
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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion
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DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
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Mongolians are cool because they鈥檝e merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet
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Some more easy comment ideas to leave on your favorite fics:
1. LETS GOOOOOO!!! (after a particularly exciting chapter)
2. Ohmygosh yes!!! You get it!!! This is exactly how I imagine this [character, dynamic, scene, au, ect]
3. Noooooooo 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ (after a particularly devastating chapter)
4. Heck Yeah!!
5. My children! You hurt them! How dare!
6. You have blessed us! May both sides of your pillow stay cool! (Or any other blessing of your choice)
7. Thank you!
8. It even [surprised, shocked, broke my heart] on the reread! Excellent work!! (Only if this a reread)
9. I wish I could leave a longer comment, this fic deserves one! Bravo!
10. 10/10 would let break my heart again
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