napping together is my kind of date
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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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“Why you Always Lying - Violin 🎻🙏“
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when someone tells you how much you already ate:
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The tension
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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
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I’ve watched this twelve times
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need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
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reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
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