widevibratobitch
Vivan le femmine, viva il buon vino!
opera bitch, Polish, 20s, bi, she/her;
dead opera singers fucker, professional hater, most christ-coded girl alive;
things you’ll prolly find me hyperfixating on and yelling about here:
Don Carlo(s), Mozart, just ✨Opera✨ really;
The d’Artagnan Romances, The Terror, Black Sails, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, Good Omens, The Witcher, Tenth Doctor, The Amazing Devil, Loki (this is a MCU hate account) and more;
general clowning but im being very pretentious and problematic about it so it’s cool.
if you'd like to scream about any of these to me - do feel free to do that, i only bite a little (and i promise to be gay and weird about it).
TERFs gtfo
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what the fuck dumas
#smn just reblogged this without the additions so i need to make sure it's seen again in all its glory#that dude is fucked up yall <3#i miss him
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lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes
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the assurance "nobody is judging you" is straight up false... people ARE judging you and you have to find a way to be ok w it
#this#i dont really judge unless you're a professional opera singer#then ill kill you with my judgy laser eyes the moment i spot the first sign of weakness#hence why my voice teacher says im the most stressed out student she's ever had and that's cause ill *never* be happy with my own singing <3#the bar is just too high and that's a good thing. if more opera singers matched the height of that bar and realised they're not meeting it#opera wouldnt look like it looks now lol
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girl with 15 years worth of musical education crumples into a pathetic wet little heap of stinking goo when asked to do a full musical analysis of an aria
#i fucking HATE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS#im also really fucking bad at it but its whatever#isnt it enough for me to cry and vibrate with glass shattering frequency while listening to it#isnt it enough for me to play it for you and say 'i love this moment' after every phrase#cant i just point out all the moments of genius for you in real time please dont make me write things i dont know words and i cant read#anyway. kv 505 aria of all time. to me.
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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Gene Lester at 20th Century Fox studios, 1954.
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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts
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counting down days to when i finish uni so i can finally dye my hair pink for the summer again
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me and my undying urge to be someone’s favorite
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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife
Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt
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the pope’s silence on lesbianism among nuns is deafening
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