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wrenhavenriver · 11 hours
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wrenhavenriver · 13 hours
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“Pontiff Sulyvahn of Irithyll imprisoned a god of the old royalty in the abandoned cathedral, to be fed to the devourer.”
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wrenhavenriver · 14 hours
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oh thank god
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wrenhavenriver · 21 hours
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wrenhavenriver · 21 hours
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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP
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wrenhavenriver · 22 hours
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Deadbeat older sister
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wrenhavenriver · 22 hours
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To give International peeps an idea of what the fuck is happening to the Conservatives in the UK right now, leading up to the July 4th election
In a grand total of only 14 days, the conservatives have done the following on the campaign trail.
Announced the election outside of number 10 in the pouring rain with no plans to use an umbrella or take it inside.
Went to a brewery in Wales and asked if they were looking forward to the summer football, only for staff to respond that Wales didn't make the qualification for the cup.
Person who questioned the PM on Television was actually a plant
Went for an interview at the Titanic Quarter in Belfast and the reporter said "are you captaining a sinking ship into this election?"
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This picture.
Promised a return of National Service which OBLITERATED the young vote.
A top Tory minister instead of campaigning went to fucking Greece.
A Tory minister gave up her own seat and told everyone to vote for the Reform candidate instead.
Three Tories defected to a different party.
Did a PR thing involving the PM dribbling a football and someone commented on camera "he's as good at football as he is as being Prime Minister" (he was terrible).
Former Tory minister suggested on Twitter that once he loses the election he would bugger off to California to be a speaker at GOP conferences like other former Tory ministers have done, and he had to furiously deny the allegations.
He said he'll get rid of poor value for money University Courses and when asked which ones, couldn't name a single one.
Announced the election but were nearly 200 candidates short to compete and are scrambling to find some.
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Hung the flag upside down in their campaign video, which means we're in distress.
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Gave a speech with factory workers, and one woman was so aghast at his bullshit on camera that they sent someone out to stand in-front of her to block her reactions; it has already been satirised.
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A high profile conservative MP called a pollster who was live on air, the pollster answered, telling him that he was going to lose his seat by a massive majority. The MP didn't say anything and just hung up. Again, this was LIVE ON AIR.
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They went campaigning in Hanley, and in the river behind them, the Liberal Democrat party very slowly sailed by on a little boat. The camera man panned the camera away from the prime minister to focus on the Liberals in the boat slowly sailing down the river.
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A new poll shows that for the first time in decades, if not over a century, the Conservatives could be in third place, with Labour (Social Democrat) and the Liberal Democrats becoming the top two parties.
I hope you've been keeping count here, because it's been fourteen days and that is 18 pieces of terrible publicity.
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wrenhavenriver · 22 hours
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wrenhavenriver · 23 hours
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the shield’s successor and the sincerest of knights
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wrenhavenriver · 23 hours
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"Burn until we meet again" is such a cool line you'd think it was from Shakespeare or a dril tweet but it's actually a quote from sylvain fire emblem! He was thrown down a well as a child
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wrenhavenriver · 23 hours
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like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
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wrenhavenriver · 24 hours
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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".
Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.
Ganon has girl power.
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wrenhavenriver · 24 hours
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I have never seen anything like this nor have I ever thought of it. I wish my grandma was alive to see this, she was an avid knitter/crocheter.
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wrenhavenriver · 1 day
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checking the group discord for the day like
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