there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc

Hello! And Welcome to Taskmaster! Please welcome our five contestants! And next to me, a man who once told me in confidence that his wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor. It's little Alex Horne!

fine dining

Ace Attorney 4-1

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

my friend told me to read a book series and rn im on the third book and its fine, the mystery’s pretty fun, but MAN often its so hard to get into the story due to the im-not-like-the-other-girls pick-me protagonist with all the boys who want her and the love triangle adn the gwBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A MYSTERY TO SOLVE AND ITS NOT WHO GIVES BEST HEAD

I don’t feel like spreading my spores todays.

She took the pages.

“Dunk”

I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*