Record of Ragnarok characters in a sentence or less
Brunhilde: scary girlboss is proud mother to 13 humans she sends to fight to the death
Göll: little girl has first experiences with debilitating grief
Thor: bored immortal has first experiences with bromance
Lü Bu: ken was right, being a manly man really is all about horses
Adam: man beats up god with knuckleduster, more at 11
Eve: too kind to chuck apples at zeus upon leaving the arena
Zeus: elderly man survives own death several times but really looks the part
Hermes: amogus
Ares: what good is a himbo without his tiny teacups?
Odin: may or may not be his own version of a ventriloquist
Loki: silly guy gets disowned for being "dangerously unpredictable" and "a threat to public safety"
Loki, alternatively: his sexuality is committing to the bit
Poseidon: man has pretty privileges until he starts opening his mouth
Kojiro: local swordmaster pulls absolute king shit
Heracles: nicest person you'll ever meet unfortunately gets put in situations™
Jack: man gets worse with every homicide, unfortunately still british
Jack, alternatively: some people shouldn't be allowed to see colors.
Raiden: manwhore finds true love in tall buff lady
Shiva: dance dance revolution?
Zerofuku: kid vows to learn how to love himself, immediately is befallen by tragedy
Hajun: ancient god from hell makes surprise appearance in tournament
Buddha: man who preaches to rid yourself of greed and attachment presents with debilitating addiction to candy
Jataka: responsible prince keels over from the plague before we can make it to the 'a whole new world' scene
Qin Shi Huang: confident king has drip for days
Chun Yan: every mum is secretly a girlboss
Hades: usually only laughs about cat videos
Nikola: scientist gives away too much information by info-dumping
Beelzebub: man in dire need of exorcist accidentally kills all his loved ones
Beelzebub, alternatively: he was born sopping wet in a cardboard box
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I feel like we don't talk enough about how absolutely gay the scene from s2e1 is, the one where zapp is told leos apartment blew up. like he starts crying and saying how cruel the world is. 😭 like that is not heteronormal reaction in the slightest. 😭
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recently I been drawing a lot of KZ fanart since it was the only thing that got me out of art block
here's the alt version with Zero drunk yapping
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THIS EDIT WAS SO CUTE I CAN'T
edit by @ CEOofYingXing on Twitter!
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!!!!!!?????????
※this picture can be repost and use as a meme as long as it doesn't getting claimed as your own credit※
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bro cooked so hard he split the sea in half
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What you tell people:
I play Honkai Star Rail for the quality character designs, interesting story and awesome boss fights.
The real reason:
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Trashcan-senpai x Trailblazer-kun!? 🫣⁉️
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★ 【flowersblood】 「 black swan 」 ☆
✔ republished w/permission
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They see them rollin’, they be slaying! 🎶
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drew a constant mood on the mind
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