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0arsman · 2 years
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Remy: Do you like the wine?
Janus: I do
Remy: I can tell
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0arsman · 3 years
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Someone: Do you like tall girls or short girls?
Remy: Men.
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: Did you go to the liquid zoo?
Remy: Where you can walk inside.
Janus: You mean aquarium yes.
Janus: It 's a fucking aquarium. Not a liquid zoo
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0arsman · 3 years
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Andy: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Remy: I’m a chronic insomniac. I was born for this.
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0arsman · 3 years
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Janus: Are you doing math problems for fun?
Logan: Yeah. I love being mentally challenged.
Janus: Well, I'm glad you've come to terms with it.
Logan: Thanks!
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0arsman · 3 years
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Patton: That's a pretty rock!
Janus: Remy gave it to me
Remy: I threw it at you
Janus: He is very sweet
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Roman: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Janus: ...That'll work.
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: It's World Sleep Day
Remy: Go back to bed.
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0arsman · 3 years
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Janus: 'You wanna fuck me so bad' can't always be your response to criticism.
Remy: It's a defense mechanism, okay?
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: What is that smell?
Emile: A fate worse than death...
Janus: We literally just burnt cookies
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: *survives being stabbed nine times*
Remy: *almost dies because he was too polite to say he was allergic to strawberries*
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0arsman · 3 years
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Andy: I hate being a living breathing human ugh can someone pls yeet me into the void
Andy: Nvm he answered my text
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: Andy, what would you give up, sex or food?
Andy: Food
Remy: Alright sex or black eyeliner?
Andy: [thinking about it]
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem
Logan: Correctly?
Remy: Idk
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0arsman · 3 years
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Starting on of those picrew things ❤️
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@starkidstan @nejire-chans-vibing @koipoolz @tamarinstudios
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0arsman · 3 years
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Remy: I actually have a black belt.
Andy: In what, karate?
Remy: No, from Gucci.
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0arsman · 3 years
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[knocking on the door]
Remy: You wanna get that?
Andy: And interact with people? No, thanks.
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