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beastrambles · 10 minutes
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do y'all reckon fairies would be pollinators
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beastrambles · 16 days
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Stages of Decomposition, Embroidery by calicoranger
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beastrambles · 17 days
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... I'm really not beating the midwestern stereotypes today.
My first response to seeing a tornado forming in the distance was to race to the top of the nearest hill and watch it for 20 minutes in my truck.
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beastrambles · 24 days
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bad day? blame it on the solar storm. good day? solar storm. joints hurting? solar storm. hotel? solar s
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beastrambles · 24 days
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wandering outside with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders, cozying up under the stars and greeting the night sky like an old friend
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beastrambles · 29 days
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beastrambles · 1 month
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Any time I have a post break containment and suddenly get a swarm of notifications I feel like someone just lifted up the nice cozy rock I had been hiding under and am now hissing at the unexpected sunlight
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beastrambles · 1 month
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I bought a meteorite fragment today from a local shop (with an information card describing the history and analysis of the metal!!) and I promise I am being so normal about it (lies)
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beastrambles · 1 month
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I'm sorry but. if you read a text post or meme out loud to me, and I cannot see the image, it automatically becomes unfunny, 0% funny remains, you've sucked the soul out of the humor and left it a dry shell of a corpse
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beastrambles · 1 month
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Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.
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beastrambles · 1 month
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considering picking up spirit work again, but I'm hesitant because the last Several times I poked around too much I wound up in a not-so-good position, which has unfortunately kinda ruined the experience for me
...but it's still something I'm drawn towards (and good at!) so. hmm..
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beastrambles · 1 month
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gently holding a grasshopper, speaking to it softly yet sternly: "you need to stop hitting me in the face when you fly- I will eat you-"
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beastrambles · 2 months
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guess who jinxed themselves and found more bones
now that the snow has melted here I've been finding a lot more animal bones- which is great, because I collect them
..but now my room is overflowing with skeletons and fur and I'm not too sure what to do in this situation
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beastrambles · 2 months
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I'm so tired of going to oddities expos and 70% of the booths either being overpriced bulk crystals or 3D printed junk... like, c'mon.
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beastrambles · 2 months
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Cast iron phone
Cast iron phone case
Cast iron phone case OtterBox
Cast iron phone case Android
Phone sigils
Phone sigils fae
Faeries keep stealing phone
Gun license New Jersey
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beastrambles · 2 months
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So actually Vampire is an ancient Eastern European god, they worshipped him before monotheism happened. Yeah he’s my patron. I can talk to him and he’s actually vegan and can go out in the sun just fine. The centuries of folklore is all just propaganda. Look at this 5-paragraph blog post from 2006 and you’ll see what I mean.
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beastrambles · 2 months
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Salt is good for warding because all demons are secretly slugs
You can write down as many correspondences as you want, memorize entire lists from someone else's blog or book or whatever, but none of it will matter if you do not understand those correspondences. It's so critically important to ask "Why?"
Why is spirit purple? Why is love red? Why is chamomile calm? Why is quartz "all purpose"? Why does cinnamon speed up a spell?
Why, why, why?
What do you actually believe? And why?
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