bg3scenarios UPDATE
Hello, everyone! Mod Gortash hereš First off, I want to thank everyone for your support on this blog. I just started it as just a fun little thing to do, and yāall have made it so much more.
Secondly, I am going on vacationš“āļø, and thus taking a month off from my daily posting, though I may still post stuff if I think of something or if I want to.
When I return in mid-June, I may make some changes, but I want to ask you first! I have been thinking about mixing it up and doing more content like polls, imagines, ficlets, and drabbles. What do you think?
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Gale: You go sleep
Gale: Iāll keep watch
Karlach: Last time you tried to ākeep watchā, not only did you fall asleep, but your snored so loud you startled Scratch
Gale: And it will probably happen again, but you need your sleep too
Karlach: ā¦youāre not not right
Karlach, quietly, aside: I hate when Galeās right
Gale: I can hear you
Gale: Go to bed
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Karlach: What the hells is āGirl Dinner?ā
Gale: Shouldnāt you of all people know that?
Gale: Youāre a girl, and you love dinner
Karlach: Trueā¦
Astarion: Me
Karlach: Huh?
Astarion: Iām girl dinner
Astarion: Trust me, thereās even t-shirts
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Gale: Ooh, a book. What are you reading?
Astarion: How to Kill Annoying Wizards
Gale: Ok excuse my language, butā¦ what in the nine hells is your damage?!
Astarion: Pretty good on a sneak attack
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Karlach: I want to smash
Wyll: Likeā¦ hit something with your axe?
Wyll: Or likeā¦ sex
Karlach: Either. Both. Iām not picky
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*Shadowheart walks out of her tent in nothing but a little string bikini*
Shadowheart: How do I look?
Laeāzel: Tch! You lookā¦ unfit for battle
Shadowheart: I was thinking we could do something else to get our adrenaline going
Laeāzel: ā¦
*Laeāzel looks at the bikini*
Laeāzel: ā¦Swimming
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Shadowheart: I hate wolves
Raphael: Then you better watch out for me~
Gale: Now wait just a damn minute
Gale: First youāre a fox
Gale: Then youāre a cat
Gale: Now youāre a wolf?
Gale: Make up your damn mind!
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Wyll: What are you doing night?
Karlach: Hopefully you
Wyll: What?
Wyll: ā¦
Karlach: ā¦
Wyll: ā¦
Wyll: ā¦OH
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Astarion: I love you, Wyll
Wyll: You do?
Halsin: I also love you, Wyll
Wyll: Iā¦ I love you both
Wyll: ā¦That isnāt a problem?
Astarion: Not at all, darling~
Halsin: Just as much as I love you, I love to share~
Wyll: Godsā¦ yeah
Wyll: The Blade is ready
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Gale: I am very tired
Astarion: Too tired to battle?
Gale: Yes
Astarion: Too tired to read a book?
Gale: ā¦Now letās not get carried away here
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Tav: Weāre lucky to have survived today
Tav: We canāt have any more mistakes like that. Period.
Astarion: Did someone say period?
Tav: Really weird that thatās your entrance phrase
Tav: But yes
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Gale: Soā¦ if youāre a vampire, then-
Astarion: Why can I walk in the sunlight?!
Astarion: I donāt know! This tadpole, maybe?!
Gale: I was going to ask why you didnāt sparkle
Astarion: ā¦What?
Karlach: I know you read a lot of books, Gale
Karlach: But I know exactly what book youāre talking about right now
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Raphael: The mouse smiled brightly. It outfoxed the cat! Then down came the claw and that, love, was that.
Karlach: ā¦
Karlach: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Raphael: ā¦Can I help you?
Karlach: No ā¤ļø
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Tav: Iā¦ want you
Halsin: Ohā¦?
Halsin: You want sex
Tav: Yes. With you
Halsin: Iām yours
Halsin: However you want me
Gale: Some of us
Gale: ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
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Cazador: You belong to me, boy!
Astarion: No
Astarion: Not anymore
Astarion: Not since bofa
Cazador: Bofa?
*Astarion, cracking a smile, snickering, ready to go in for the kill*
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Karlach: Love the dress
Karlach: Who are you wearing?
Durge: ā¦
Durge: ā¦You donāt want to know
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This blog is hilarious, blessšš„°
Thank you! Honestly been a little shaky on if I wanted to keep this blog going, but asks like this keep me motivated! Appreciate thisš
~Mod Gortash
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