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deathbydyingpod · 11 days
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Beware of the Ghosts
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deathbydyingpod · 1 month
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Everyone’s jumping straight to Summerween — but what about Hallowspring? Folk horror, haunted cottages, rustic cults, monster-infested forests, green witches gathering beneath the eclipse… every season deserves its spooky moment
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deathbydyingpod · 1 month
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Everyone’s jumping straight to Summerween — but what about Hallowspring? Folk horror, haunted cottages, rustic cults, monster-infested forests, green witches gathering beneath the eclipse… every season deserves its spooky moment
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deathbydyingpod · 2 months
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This is Obituary-Writer-Core for SURE
a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole
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deathbydyingpod · 2 months
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THIS IS SO GOOD 😍
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Gert: Could be better! Could be better if I’m gonna be honest. Do you have a phone? OW: No, I’m sorry, I don’t have one on me. Gert: Do you know where the police station is? OW: The police are highly ineffective in Crestfall.
Obituary 01: Wyatt Died
the death by dying podcast is really fucking funny
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deathbydyingpod · 2 months
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OBITUARY WRITER IN A SKIRT!
I love this so much, 100% something he would say 😆
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you have no idea how much tweaking it took for this drawing not to look like a frail elderly woman
(@subhuman-and-feedable)
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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In case there are any niche fans out there who like both Death by Dying and Twin Peaks 😅
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the literal Angel of Death from Death by Dying
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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#not romantic or platonic but keeping your heart on my desk
EXACTLY
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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Correct — these are all independent characteristics. All equally important and stand on their own right. Correlation not causation.
Reminder that the Obituary Writer is bisexual, in distress, and deserves a little treat
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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Reminder that the Obituary Writer is bisexual, in distress, and deserves a little treat
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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This was very generous of you, thank you 😅 I think O.W. would drop like a sack of wet potatoes
Rating podcast men based on how likely i'd be able to beat them in a fight
Jonathan Sims tma: rat man. he's 90 pounds sopping wet. an angry weasel could easily beat him. i feel like one good punch would do him in he only survived the podcast through sheer stubbornness
Cecil Palmer wtnv: he'd trip on his own feather boa and manage to knock himself out before a single punch was thrown. and if he somehow managed not to do that i feel like he could hold his own for like thirty seconds and then get folded
Arthur Lester malevolent: do you think i have a death wish i would die immediately. it wouldnt even be a fight to the death and i would die within five seconds. this man has killed before and will kill again and i am so so afraid of him
Obituary Writer death by dying: i feel like he could hold his own. like i think it'd genuinely be a pretty equal fight. there is a 50/50 chance id die in some entirely unrelated and mysterious way but he'd write me a great obituary and be a great sport about it
Warren Godby red valley: seeing as warren literally killed a man and went to prison i dont think i could rate my chances all that great here. like he's nice and chill now (mostly) but still. like i dont think id die but he would totally kick my ass
Gordon Porlock red valley: okay i know warrens already there and i might not stand a chance against warren but gordon? he would flake apart like a wet napkin. mans is jon sims levels of pathetic. probably worse. i feel like if you bumped into him too hard he'd disintegrate or something
Sydney Sargent ch&t: i would feel soso bad but sydney is going down. like i would hate it. i would want to give him a piece of bread and butter and send him on his merry way but if i had to fight him there is no way in hell he could win
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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RIP 😳
If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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End of this debate
Everyone knows the fact that
Walruses eat fae
(Charlotte briefly emerged from the ground to say this)
If only Charlotte could write us a haiku about this walrus vs fairy thing I feel like it'd turn the tides on this argument
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deathbydyingpod · 3 months
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I’m an obituary writer – of course I have three man-eating cats.
I’m an obituary writer – of course I'm best friends with the Angel of Death.
I’m an obituary writer – of course I investigate mysteries surrounding the deaths I write about.
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