soap: i need party streamers
gaz: the fuck?
soap: i’m throwing a rave in place of my funeral. i want people to leave and say “damn that was cool”
gaz: why? are you having a funeral??
soap: think i’ve insulted tea in front of ghost one too many times
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soap: i need a disability check
gaz: what? why?
soap: my taste in men has to be a chronic disorder
[they both look at ghost who’s perched on the counter like a gargoyle with a knife]
gaz: yeah maybe
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ghost: soap may not be much of a cook but damn does he love stirring the pot
soap: [angry scottish noises as he’s -2 seconds away from beating the lights out of someone]
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soap: i choked on a sandwich earlier
gaz: everything good?
soap: made me feel a little something honestly
gaz:
soap: a bit worried about what that means for me
gaz: it’s a wonder how your brain works
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soap: i have a plan
gaz: oh here we go
soap: first, i get him flustered. i’m talking butterflies and all that
gaz: whats the catch
soap: then, i give him mental problems. we’ll become an echo chamber of each other. no one else could have us cause we’re only each other’s type of insane
gaz: were you dropped on the head as a baby
ghost, listening in and into it: no no keep going. let him keep talking
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did days always disappear so easily, chasing you down to the bottom?
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it’s so ghoap im going to be thinking about this for days weeks even
'the red means i love you'
but make it ghoap
ohhhhhh my god YES i am always for some cannibalism why would you say this to me while im watching the walking dead oh my ideas augh
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'the red means i love you'
but make it ghoap
ohhhhhh my god YES i am always for some cannibalism why would you say this to me while im watching the walking dead oh my ideas augh
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ghost: i’m on my way to johnny’s post cause i heard a guy laughing in the background of our call and i wanna know what’s funny too
price: you know,,, it’s about time for yearly psych evaluations
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ghost: i’ve been thinking about you
soap: aw-
ghost: nothing good though
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el keep this up and im gonna end up finishing his rendering
tell him he’s pretty
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