send in some new requests now that i finished that dreadful essay plus my inbox is full of repeats!! they can be anything that follow my rules posted on my pinned masterlist whether it’s a question you have, an opinion, or a fic idea :)

accepting requests for anakin, james kelly (heavily!), aj (takers), sam monroe, and clay beresford :)

update: after a bunch of revisions and rewrites later, i FINALLY finished the damn essay.

and get this: i finished it in TWO HOURS when it was supposed to be a few days worth of planning and writing why am i lowkey proud? 😭

NOW I CAN WRITE SOME DEVIOUS SMUT AFTER TYPING THAT ESSAY LIKE A KEYBOARD WARRIOR ☺️

i love how my english teacher assigned an essay THREE days before school ends during our finals.

I COULD BE WRITING SMUT RIGHT NOW BUT NOOOO I HAVE TO WRITE A 500 WORD ESSAY ON A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

i love how my english teacher assigned an essay THREE days before school ends during our finals.

I COULD BE WRITING SMUT RIGHT NOW BUT NOOOO I HAVE TO WRITE A 500 WORD ESSAY ON A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

'anakin’s flying with anakin is the literal embodiment of someone flying spirit airlines' I'M WHEEZINGGGG HELP

IT HAD TO BE SAID.

xbox hayden anon here. im here to formally apologize if hayden christensen ever finds that ask. babygirl im sorry but its the truth.

other than that question for the audience: would anakin be a shitty driver? why or why not?

sorry mr christensen 💔

also to answer your question, modern anakin would be THE SHITTIEST DRIVER EVER. it’s already canon that he has given poor obi-wan many heart attacks from his TERRIFYING piloting. “best star pilot in the galaxy” where? anakin’s flying is the literal embodiment of someone flying spirit airlines.

that being said, modern!anakin would be a terrible driver. he would have so much road rage it’s actually concerning to anyone who’s in the passenger seat. he’s also the type of person to have road rage yet be the main issue on the road 😭

whoooo let him shave his head like that…they got him looking like he’s about to cuss out kids on xbox 💔

NAHHHH THATS FOUL IM CACKLING

hey y’all! i know im supposed to be writing these requests for my 5k celebration but unfortunately im suffering from MAJOR writers block. i’ve also been insanely busy with my studies since its the end of the school year. i promise i will get to them once i have the time i just feel so bad because i dont wanna let you guys down :(

Hayden can pull off any look but that doesn't mean I like it... idk if that makes sense?

it absolutely makes sense! you’re so real for that because if any other fictional or celebrity man looked like that, i would be cringing so insanely hard but since it’s hayden, its automatically fine even though its not my fav hair hairstyle 🙂‍↕️

Unpopular opinion: I kind of like it 🫣

It was for a movie though, was it not?

this is a safe place for opinions and i hope it feels like one! :)

honestly it’s not as bad as i originally thought i just think it’s the mustache 😭

and yes it was for a movie :)

Out of curiosity, what do you think was his worst hairstyle?

this is just my opinion and despite having it, i still love him!

Chat why did Hayden shave his mullet off now he looks like a peepaw 💔

the buzzcut isn’t the worst hairstyle he’s had but it’s definitely not my favorite 💔

I usually hate mullets on most ppl but Hayden pulls if off so well 😩

he’s the only exception I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

I’m team mullet all the fucking way oh my god please bring it back hayden

THANK YOU. THE MULLET SUITS HIM SO WELL WOOF WOOF

THIS CALLS FOR A POLL.

HAYDEN BUZZCUT THAT FUCKING MULLET OFF THATS THE ONLY THING HES EVER DONE IN HIS CAREER THATS CANCELLABLE.

I LOVE HIS MULLET WHAT ☹️

IM STARTING THE #KEEPTHEMULLETONHAYDENMOVEMENT

hopefully @mortalheartache agrees with this movement unlike #keepthefedoraonaj 😒

i’m crying (not from my eyes)

also please bring the mullet back hayden 😫

pic creds: @amazinghaydenchristensenhere

guess who just found out they have covid for the second time? me!!!!!

born to write smut 24/7, forced to do quadratics homework 💔