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Probably one of the funniest conversations I've ever had went a little something like this:
(On a call with my friend at 3am)
Friend: "Y'know something I've noticed recently is that you're a bit of a narcissist."
Me: "Could you elaborate on that?"
Friend: "Well you seem to think that your ideas are inherently better than everyone else's."
Me: "Hm. Well I see your point, but I think the better term for that would be a superiority comple- OH MY GOD."
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Im back from the dead and I bring you AN ACTUAL FINISHED PIECE OF ART
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I was pretty uninspired today. Enjoy my cum gutters joke.
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happy divorce anniversary everyone
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Boutta get schwifty in heeeeeeeere
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*Pops open 23rd energy drink of the day, my hands violently shaking*
"Boy oh boy, I wonder why my art looks like shit lately."
*Drinks the whole thing in 2 gulps*
"What a mystery. Hoo golly, I just can't figure out why my lines are so scratchy."
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Just wanted to share a cute lil interaction that happened today. There’s a trans girl in my class who only recently started transitioning publicly, including changing her known name. We did a kahoot today and she put in her new name (“Lily”), and at the end another girl in our class said “sorry, who in this class is Lily?”. Lily put her hand up and the girl just went “oh okay!” and during a lil gap after said “oh by the way, your name is pretty! it suits you :)” and I just think that was very sweet!!
this world is so hostile to trans teenagers and i’m so glad sunlight can break through the clouds
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4/10
Gender neutral but used against me a lot by my brother. New name fits better despite also being gender neutral if spoken.
Trans people should rate their deadnames on a scale of 1-10. Mines a 2/10, dogshit name, cant imagine birthing a baby looking at it and naming it that
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Ah dang, I was way off. I use the genseki (?) Ink brush in procreate because I like how it looks like an expo marker.
What program do you use for your digital art, and which brush do you use for your lineart? I ask because I use a brush that's very similar looking and its cool seeing someone use a similar brush with a completely different art style.
Hi! It depends on which pieces you’re asking about - as I recently switched from medibang to clip studio paint.
I usually use the caligraphy pen on clip studio (or the marker brush on medibang.) Default settings. If I am feeling particularly wild I will sometimes use a pixel brush.
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The poses in this one are so fun
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where would i be without gravity falls 🌲🌠
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I didn't know the gap in his teeth was something I needed
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just a guy
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Retail ❌️ -I dont know how to use a cash register
Construction ❌️ -I can't do math, also what's the difference between a screw and a nail
Mechanic ❌️ -I never learned the breeds of car
Computer programmer ❌️ -Im a trans *guy*
Professor ❌️ -I dont have enough education.. YET
Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them
Video essayist ❌ - cant read
Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star
Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls
Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar
Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset
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Society would thrive and flourish if only I added lineart to all of my sketches.
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I see a lot of trans guys with really cool fuckin names, some guy came into my work the other day and his name was like, Moon or something. One of my best friends is named after Bojack Horseman.
My name origin story might just be the saddest thing ever, because I was in maybe 8th grade at the time and my teacher was coming around and she asked me in private, "Hey, do you go by a different name?" And I'm like "Uhhhhhhhh.." (Quick think of another name that's 5 letters and starts with A so you can still use your school email) "..Aaron. Yeah, I go by Aaron."
It stuck for the past 5 years.
one of the good things about being trans is that it awakens you to the reality that given names are super malleable and you can just change it to whatever you want. the unfortunate downside of this is that this will lead to you naming yourself after video game characters
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My best friend has plans to open a barber shop in an apartment and just make testosterone in his bathtub. I keep telling him not to do this.
testosterone should be sold by the gallon for cheap at every costco. a buck fifty. like the hot dog
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Bro you thought that was bad?
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I wanted to repost this because the original formatting fucked up the joke. 🫠
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