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incorrect quotes from your favourite iron family. (all quotes are made by me (i mean they’re taken from like tweets and stuff but yanno) and if you’ve seen someone else do them it’s a coincidence!!)
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Ned: Peter, what’s your biggest fear?
Peter: Losing the rest of the people I love.
Ned: Man, that’s deep.
Ned: Mines the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about that now.
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Thanos: Stark, I will ruin your happiness by any means necessary.
Tony: Good luck, I’ve never been happy since—
Peter, walking in: Hey Mr. Stark!
Tony:
Tony: Oh no.
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(If Peter & MJ ended up on the eiffel tower)
MJ: I like the view.
Peter: You do?
MJ: Yes.
Peter, wanting to seem romantic: You’re my best view.
MJ:
Peter:
MJ, not knowing how to respond: Neeah.
#incorrect peter parker#incorrect michelle jones#incorrect petermj#incorrect spideychelle#spideychelle#90 day fiance#ed and rose
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Tony: Where the actual fuck did we find this fucking kid, man?
Harley: My mom threw me out the window when I was three because she thought that I looked weird. And then you kinda just picked me up. I remember that very vividly.
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Peter: Morgan, I think it’s time we had a talk about the birds and the beegees!
Peter: You see, when the Beegees recorded Saturday Night Fever, everybody loved them!
Peter: But then, there was a backlash.
Peter: “TOO MUCH BEEGEES!!”, they said.
Morgan:
Nebula: *furiously writing this down*
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(discussing morgan’s birthday party)
Pepper: Theres no reason that you can’t have the theme of the party and have treats that are healthy.
Tony: ... it’s Candyland, Pep.
Pepper: Theres candies that are not disgusting and filled with chemicals!
Tony: It’s a Candyland themed party! Yes, that’s like what the party is about. Candyland. It’s not gluten-free land over here.
#incorrect ironfam#incorrect pepperony#incorrect pepper potts#incorrect tony stark#pepperony#pepper potts#tony stark
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Yelena: Perhaps there’s a training mission for lonely children.
Natasha: It’s only children, Yelena. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you!
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Melina: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Yelena: His name was Jared, he was nineteen.
Alexei: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Yelena: Watch that scene, diggin the dancing queen.
Alexei: Ayeeee MACERNA!
Natasha: Terrible job, everyone.
#i know this isnt ironfam but widowfam is too vaild#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect melina vostokoff#incorrect alexei shostakov#incorrect yelena belova#widowfam#widow fam#incorrect widow fam#melina vostokoff#alexei shostakov#yelena belova#natasha romanov
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Peter: Morgan, what did you draw?
Morgan: A stick :)
Peter: A stick?
Morgan: Yeah, a stick from the park where you pROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY
#incorrect peter parker#incorrect ironfam#incorrect morgan stark#peter parker#morgan stark#arthur#ironfam#marvel
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*doing a social experiment for school*
Ned, seeing someone walk away from the wallet they placed on the ground: He didn’t even notice it!
Peter: Draw his attention to it! Make a wallet sound!
Ned: Okay.
Ned: *deep breath*
Ned: W A L L ET.
Peter:
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Morgan: *knocking loudly on Peter’s door* Petey! Petey! It’s an emergency!
Peter: *almost breaking down the door with super strength* What is it? Are you okay?!
Morgan: I bought this game and everyone is too busy to play it with me. Will you?
Peter:
Morgan:
Peter: I’d be delighted, MoMo. :)
[LATER]
Peter: Are you sure this is your first time playing poker, Morgan?
Morgan: Absolutely! Aces high. Nothing wild!
Morgan: *under her breath* Wild cards are for preschoolers.
#incorrect peter parker#incorrect morgan stark#incorrect ironfam#ironfam#morgan stark#peter parker#yes this is based on barbie life in the dreamhouse
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Flash: I live in constant fear that the government will arrest my dear friend, Peter Parker.
Flash: Who lives on 20 Ingram Street. Queens. Appartment 670.
Flash: You can smell his Aunt May burning food. You can’t miss it.
Flash: :(
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(playing scrabble)
Morgan: I will put down ‘A’ to make ‘A’!
Pepper: Nice job, sweetie! I will add to your ‘A’ to make ‘AT’.
Peter: And I will add to your ‘AT’ to make... ‘RAT’!
Tony: And I will add onto your ‘RAT’ to make ‘BIOGRATIGRAPHIC’.
Harley:
Harley: *flips board over*
#incorrect ironfam#incorrect peter parker#incorrect tony stark#incorrect iron dad#incorrect harley keener#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect morgan stark#incorrect parkner quotes#incorrect pepper potts
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(BASED ON AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION I HAD WITH MY FRIEND)
Peter: Ok, what would happen if I chugged cold brew and then popped melatonin gummies?
Tony: fIRST OF AL—
Peter: Like, would my body take a screenshot or something?
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: NO YOUR BODY WOULD NOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT—
#peter parker#tony stark#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect ironfam#incorrect iron dad#incorrect tony stark#incorrect mcu quotes
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Peter, after spending time with MJ: I don’t know what’s wrong with me! I think I’m coming down with something. Can I even do that? I mean, I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I can’t eat...
Tony: Ohhh. I know what you got! The L-Word ;)
Morgan: Yeah! Leprosy!
Tony: No, Morguna. It starts with L, ends with E. Four letters.
Morgan: Ohhh! Lice!
Tony: No.
#incorrect peter parker#incorrect ironfam#incorrect tony stark#incorrect morgan stark#incorrect iron dad
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this is based on a tik tok audio, so keep that in mind.
Tony, about Morgan: This is Morgan. She’s my biological four year old daughter and Pepper and I tried five times to conceive her.
Tony, about Peter & Harley: These are my babies Chonko & Fuckass I found them in a dumpster and I love them more than life itself.
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*after being kidnapped*
Peter: You can’t just lock us up like this! Let us go! And what about my rights?! You’re supposed to say “You have the right to remain silent!” NOBODY TOLD ME I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Tony: Kid, you HAVE the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity.
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