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lyse, she/her, 20s, uk // stede-coded ed girl // something beautiful is going to happen // ao3: SatsumaSegments
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lmaoooo im going through my picrew tag and it turns out that on two separate occasions i made ed in this picrew, once during like the summer before s2 came out and once this past april. and i find the differences btwn these two eds so fucking funny:
photographer took these picture before and after calling this man a good kitty
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hugs ed hugs ed hugs ed hugs ed hug—
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How do I look?
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i don't know, i just feel so worthless all the time. i thought my life would have amounted to more than this, i haven't accomplished anything.
38 year old discord user with the screen name Darth Precum: you're worth more than you know! just making it through each day is an accomplishment worth celebrating, don't compare yourself to others 🥰
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This comparison has been living in my brain for months:
A humorous Roman tombstone from the 1st-2nd century CE:
Translated, the text reads:
Calidius Eroticus made this for himself and Fannia Voluptas while still alive.
– Innkeeper! Let’s work out the bill!
– You’ve had a sextarius of wine, and bread for one as. Stew, two asses.
– Okay.
– The girl, eight asses.
– That’s okay too.
– Hay for the mule, two asses.
– The damn mule will bankrupt me!
And a tweet from 2013
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i am always reeling over the way impossible birds sets up the seabird needle drop. what the fuck!!!!!
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hi hello have we all seen this bts of ed touching stede's face
i wrote a fic about it
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i don't think gym muscle counts. i think you should put on muscle from ploughing the field. rowing a boat. spending your days at the loom weaving intricate carpets. things of that nature
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this is exactly how it feels to get depressive moods at 4pm on a wednesday
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Give me these moments back
Give them back to me
Give me that little kiss
Give me your hand
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thinking about thehappy little mermaid on ed’s shoulder. thinking abt him getting some glittery butterfly temporary tattoos to put on her back so she can be a fairy mermaid. thinking abt alma and louis taking turns drawing hats on her with a marker
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i NEED you to know how important and dear it is to me that you still keep stede's prominent nose in your cute style. prominent noses aren't usually included in chibi/cutesy art and it makes me so sad that big noses aren't seen as "cute". they are!! the bigger the nose the more likely im gonna kiss it!!!!!!!!!
so true anon stede's nose is so cute!!! ed loves everything about his bf's cute face!
#yes i love how they’re so cute and small but also so recognisable#ofmd#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbonnet
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