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ju-liczka · 21 days
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“Green suits you well brother-”
“It is too tight.”
“…On purpose.”
Bonus:
Morgott tries (forced to) color analysis! Ancient grandpa discovers shampoo
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ju-liczka · 23 days
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ju-liczka · 23 days
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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end
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ju-liczka · 24 days
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[image description: The two-panel meme template where the woman is saying "Awww you're sweet" in the first panel and "Hello, human resources?!" in the second panel. The first panel has been edited to add Astarion's face, and the second the Emperor's. Both speech bubbles say "[is a monster] [manipulates Tav]."]
I feel like talking about the Emperor is kicking a hornet's nest but hey
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ju-liczka · 24 days
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I was always befuddled how such a mindflayer can be so hard to trust while ultimately having simultaneous goals as the team. Then I finally saw their stats in the other timeline.
It all makes sense now.
I am forever bemused by this this lower-than-the-average-squid-charisma disaster of a mindflayer.
I can only surmise that when the Emperor said Stelmane was the face of their business-partnership, it was not only meant literally but charismatically as well. Squid buddy's got the brains, none of the suave. If Emps tried rebuilding the Knights of the Shield without another business buddy, it might've been a tad difficult if morals were concerned huah.
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ju-liczka · 27 days
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Inspired by that one octopus that got laughed at by scientists
Click for better quality!
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ju-liczka · 27 days
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There is no sane explanation for this
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ju-liczka · 28 days
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a appil changes everything... (i wanted to do a challenge i saw on twitter)
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ju-liczka · 1 month
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Mohg is giving Morgott a make over…..
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ju-liczka · 1 month
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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ju-liczka · 1 month
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Game-logic points to a lot of ways this would not have ended well. Thank gods the game is over and I like nice endings, so let's call this the Self-Indulgent Patch 0 Ending. It's got everything but hugs: Squid Beef, Bathrobes, Existential Eating Crisis, A Certain Illithid Finally Giving the Power of Friendship A Chance.
Maybe Game Squid wouldn't understand, but I like to think Silly Squid Buddy would understand.
It also took an embarrassing amount of time to figure out what Emps' get-out-of-bed outfit would be because I will never draw that overly-complicated armor ever again. Decided on bathrobes because cozy and BG3 One-Shot told me they exist and Gale can get Greygold 20.
Also I kept the egg for the dumbest of reasons. Jumped through some crazy logic hoops thinking Omeluum and Blurg would be involved in raising that egg and wanted to hand it to them personally at Baldur's Gate because I didn't like Esther's vibes and the other two seem like they had 'good dad' vibes. ALAS. Turns out their co-worker wanted to be mean to the egg so. Truly Greygold had always planned to make sure that dude never got his hands on another Githyanki Egg after their tadpole adventures, squidgold or not. Convenient that Greygold gets a free meal out of it. UNFORTUNATE TO LEARN 'YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT' IS A MINDFLAYER THING.
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ju-liczka · 1 month
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Sees a nice article my friend posted about the voice actor of The Emperor saying:
“everything The Emperor gives is considered. And I know that leans in towards players saying it’s all manipulation, and with all stuff like that it is, to a degree. I think every single character in Baldur’s Gate manipulates. In fact, I think we all manipulate.- . Anyone The Emperor encounters is likely already going to have a lot of weighty preconceptions that The Emperor may have to get through or contend with. Because of this, The Emperor’s very much on edge, they’re treading a very fine line" X
then i scroll down n see deranged comments like “see i always knew he’s an abuser, nice to us when it benefits them, a gaslighter and a narcissist. He’s cazador levels of evil and its all just a matter of time before he mindrapes us like he did to stelmane”
Do you know what the word fun means? And have you ever experienced it??? Its fun to peel back the layers of a character- see the motivation behind their actions and realize there is more to them than what I experienced the last time- Sorry for sucking the emperors big fat cock i guess???
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ju-liczka · 1 month
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My humble contribution to the Morgott fanclub 🫴❤️
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ju-liczka · 3 months
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He is such a baby girl
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ju-liczka · 3 months
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all my supposed comrades in freak enjoying are romancing gale or shadowheart and being like "haha wow yeah u WOULD like the emporer" and betraying me so completely
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ju-liczka · 4 months
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Michael is a crafty man.
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ju-liczka · 4 months
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