“Green suits you well brother-”
“It is too tight.”
“…On purpose.”
Bonus:
Morgott tries (forced to) color analysis! Ancient grandpa discovers shampoo
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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end
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[image description: The two-panel meme template where the woman is saying "Awww you're sweet" in the first panel and "Hello, human resources?!" in the second panel. The first panel has been edited to add Astarion's face, and the second the Emperor's. Both speech bubbles say "[is a monster] [manipulates Tav]."]
I feel like talking about the Emperor is kicking a hornet's nest but hey
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Inspired by that one octopus that got laughed at by scientists
Click for better quality!
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There is no sane explanation for this
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a appil changes everything... (i wanted to do a challenge i saw on twitter)
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Mohg is giving Morgott a make over…..
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Sees a nice article my friend posted about the voice actor of The Emperor saying:
“everything The Emperor gives is considered. And I know that leans in towards players saying it’s all manipulation, and with all stuff like that it is, to a degree. I think every single character in Baldur’s Gate manipulates. In fact, I think we all manipulate.- . Anyone The Emperor encounters is likely already going to have a lot of weighty preconceptions that The Emperor may have to get through or contend with. Because of this, The Emperor’s very much on edge, they’re treading a very fine line" X
then i scroll down n see deranged comments like “see i always knew he’s an abuser, nice to us when it benefits them, a gaslighter and a narcissist. He’s cazador levels of evil and its all just a matter of time before he mindrapes us like he did to stelmane”
Do you know what the word fun means? And have you ever experienced it??? Its fun to peel back the layers of a character- see the motivation behind their actions and realize there is more to them than what I experienced the last time- Sorry for sucking the emperors big fat cock i guess???
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My humble contribution to the Morgott fanclub 🫴❤️
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He is such a baby girl
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all my supposed comrades in freak enjoying are romancing gale or shadowheart and being like "haha wow yeah u WOULD like the emporer" and betraying me so completely
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Michael is a crafty man.
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