"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn

i love bg3 because in tried and true epic fashion, it's all about a war fought by the mortals chosen by different gods (thus fighting by proxy), all struggling to get to write the course of history... and you win because YOU are the chosen of the most powerful gods of them all: The Narrative.

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth. Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.

HADES II gifs (3/?) "Hear that, Goddess?"

"this post would do numbers on tumblr" "that post would do numbers on tumblr" yeah they probably would. they would probably do 4 or some shit. i don't know

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

Looking for a person With a special kind of smile Teeth like razors Fingers like spice 🔪

Eorzea Daily Snapshot, Day 23: Freedom "People say that fish can't fly- but this shark didn't listen to haters and now he enjoys his airborne freedom. Be like this shark."

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

The only valid thief is a magpie.