boooooo they’re not getting any money from that show trending so who fucking cares ?
This allegedly the I hate cop website but every week that damn 911 show be trending
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damn
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sorry trackerbees x reckless driving - lizzy mcalpine
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Ah yes, but have you seen your friend and mine, Tim Key, as a swimming enthusiast priest in this brilliant little web series from the Demetrious and Ellie White and co in 2016? https://youtu.be/G57OKDbWmoU?si=QyLmAcryiuIA0qj4
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heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned
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Their girlfriends are back in town🎉
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From Instagram user edshots, dated 2013
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From recent gigs (Wells Comedy Festival, Bill Murray via Instagram user mostbutnotall, Always Be Comedy).
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SORRY WATCHING FHJY AND WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF THE BRIEFCASE YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY JUST LEAVE EVERYTHJNG HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I HATE ALL OF YOU TRACKER CALLS TO YOU, BLEEDING, AND YOU LEAP INTO A FUCKING BRIEFCASE ????? FUCK YOU !!! YOU LEFT A FUCKING SETTLEMENT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH AN ANGERED GOD YOU RELEASED !!!! YOU LEFT RAGHS MOTHER WHO WAS PROBABLY JUST OBLITERATED FROM THE INSIDE BECAUSE OF YOU !!!!!! WHAT ??? WHAT ??????? WHAT ???????????????? WEIRD ASS DECISIONS !!!!!! STRANGE AND UNCALLED FOR !!!!! NONSENSICAL!!!!!!
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got a mad sunburn and my skin is ALREADY peeling. it’s only been a handful of hours. is this good news or bad. am i superhuman or will i have skin cancer.
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i love loving the moon
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should’ve bought tickets aaarrrrgghhhhh
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okay i’m going to edit jimbo because he’s hot not because he’s good
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