One last silly before this presidency blows up the world
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you're laughing. kristen's straight british clone (recently accepted to hudol, possibly pregnant) just encountered the divine embodiment of nightmares, said "blimey", and got immediately obliterated for it and you're laughing.
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los angeles man loses shit at work due to coworker’s fucking audacity, more at 11
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also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers
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what demonstrates the rat grinders vs the bad kids SO perfectly is oisin sending that guess you didn't see the storm coming message being like hehe im gonna put her on a ship in a storm and kill her just the same way the last elven oracle died and adaine is just standing on the deck like ok?? and one-punch killed an ancient dragon
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Zac Oyama is the funniest person on this show because the ABSOLUTE lack of hesitantion to move to the dm seat and not only enable but fully spur on Ally's development of K2's character- and he's so into it too like he recaps everything dramatically.
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it was played as a joke but
there's something genuinely harrowing about gorgug and kristen on the deck of the ship, pelted by rain, swarmed by dragons, these two teenagers looking at each other with wide eyes trying to bury the fear down deep, and
do you remember when we died?
they were freshmen, they were children, they were two years younger but it feels like a hundred hundred years ago
it feels like yesterday, because deep down they're still that boy hiding his too large frame behind a metal flower and a girl stuffing her too large personality into the pages of her bible
do you remember when we died?
the ship rocks violently with cannon fire, hands of fear and divinity and loss creeping from the clouds
do you remember the day you lost your faith?
do you remember a forest so sharp it cut you clean through?
do you think we ever woke up?
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Riz is so mad at Oisin that I swear he's manifesting Barry Syx from across dimensions
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i hope oisin saw adaine punch that dragon out of the sky with her bare hands and fears for his life, you’re next motherfucker
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"I'm gonna need everyone to just perform a fucking psychic lobotomy on yourself" - Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2024
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I feel like the whole Bad Kid interpersonal dynamic is best summed up by Fig asking Adaine to strap GoPros to vultures without any context and that giving her a millisecond of pause before she responds, "Absolutely, my king. Whatever you want."
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a lil fig to honour the ankarna paladin levels! lyrics from cirice by ghost
🌟 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🌟
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this is possibly The Most brennan caption ever
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