Riz is so mad at Oisin that I swear he's manifesting Barry Syx from across dimensions

I love how cunty Riz turn in the heat of battle. he's smoking, he gets Eugenia's vibes he says "good. we need you alert and awake" to a classmate doing meth. he truly released his inhibitions and felt the rain on his skin

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers

i think the funniest thing about kipperlilly and riz being parallels and the narrative obviously lining up for them to go toe to toe in the presidential campaign is like… kipperlilly could plan for riz. she could meta all the rogue shit she wants and pretend to be four steps ahead like she’s ever gone on a real adventure herself.

how the fuck do you plan for kristen applebees?

"The art of a true wizard is to hang out, knowing that your students will get out there, and just fuck shit up all the time." ― Arthur Aguefort

These ancient dragons better watch out if they wrong Riz Gukgak's loved ones, because he will come for your ass in cold blood.

Oh, you killed and ate my dad? I'm gonna stab you in the head and eat your corpse with my mom.

Oh, your grandson led my friend on and was a dick to her? I'm gonna shoot you with a cannon and watch you plummet to the earth while I take a smoke break.

It will be eternally funny to me how Kipperlilly Copperkettle absolutely thinks she's the Jim Moriarty to Riz's Sherlock Holmes, when in reality she like, barely breaks the top 5 of Riz's enemies if she's even on there.

we've all talked a lot about how infuriating it must be for kipperlilly that riz is too busy to be her nemesis this year but i think we're overlooking the fact that riz very much picked his own nemesis in the rat grinders and its not kipperlilly. that little man fucking hates oisin

Shout out to Riz for upping his ancient dragon kill count

This episode was so funny. It was combat but even though they got pretty hurt they were never in such dire danger I feared they’d lose, which is wild with all the dragons they were fighting. The Bad Kids managed to do so much and are so powerful. Fabian and Fig managed the party. Fabian used all his popularity to get people to vote. Adaine’s Furious Fist, organizing allies and using a cannon. Riz with all the cannon fire was incredible. Plus he’s smoking and drinking now!? Gorgug is the absolute mvp with all the damage he tanked plus driving plus gas and ram attacks plus normal attacks. And Kristen or rather K2. Ally Beardsley is legendary. Zac DMed. Fig did the shocker and flashed the party! Emily’s carafe and French press. Brennan’s “I need a ride home” callback. Ally coming up with so much K2 lore after Brennan said he was gonna kill her. Murph coming up with Gerard Neigh. This episode had everything.

riz gukgak, the dragon slayer. i know your dad is proud of you and he’s just won a bet in heaven. never change

Do you know this queer character?

Riz is Asexual and Aromantic and uses he/him pronouns!

ITS THE LAST STAND BABY!!!!!!!!

strong contender for second funniest exchange of the episode (no competition for funniest exchange, obviously)

the funny little thing that finds the clues