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Pets for each MBTI type

INTJ : Praying Mantis

With its unmistakable death stare, cautious predatory immobility and elegant, solitary behaviour, added to its cold, robotic movements, mantis perfectly match with INTJ’s personality.

Pros : needs a few space, doesn’t eat a lot (like two insects twice a week), temperature and humidity conditions easy to maintain, fun to watch hunting (if you've got three hours to kill)

Cons : lives only 1 year, can’t be kept in group (unless you want to cause a massacre), needs live preys

INTP : Pacman Frog

Lazy, often nocturnal (but often with weird sleep schedule), usually half-buried in the soil, unmoving, and hating the company of other frogs, this is the perfect pet for INTPs.

Pros : does not require a great deal of care or a lot of space, is quiet (unless you annoy it), doesn’t need to be fed often (once a week when it’s adult), wouldn't try to socialize with you

Cons : sometimes try to eat your fingers, has some temperature/hygrometry requirements, needs live preys

INFJ : Leaf Insect

Discreet, blending in with the background, moving only slightly to avoid being noticed – yet mysterious and beautiful, stick or leaf insects could be the strange and silent companions of INFJ.

Pros : eats leafs (easy to find), is quiet, does not require a lot of space, temperature and humidity conditions easy to maintain, is cheap, very easy to breed (by parthenogenesis)

Cons : lives only 1 year, sometimes hard to be found in its terrarium, doesn't understand metaphysical discussions

INFP : Tortoise

Slow, shy, a little clumsy but absolutely adorable and surprisingly endearing, tortoises are somehow similar to INFP ; just like them, they can get easily scared and sometimes hide into their shells.

Pros : is very calm, lives for many years, eats fresh vegetables, is really cute (I mean, look at it, isn’t it one of the cutest things you’ve ever seen ?)

Cons : needs a lot of space, a lighting and a heating system (it’s very sensitive to temperature variations), is solitary, can enter into hibernation, can easily get health issues

ENTP : Rats

Because no sane person would ever think of adopting rats, this is the best choice for ENTPs. Actually, rats are really smart, playful, sociable and affectionate, capable of learning some funny tricks !

Pros : are easy to keep, would adapt their sleep schedule to stay as long as possible with their human, are cheap, omnivorous, will terrify people who are scared of rats, eat their own faeces (I mean, now that’s taking recycling seriously !)

Cons : live only 3 years, too gregarious to be kept alone (but beware of adopting a male/female couple, they would have too many babies), must have toys in their cage or they'd get bored

ENFP : Cockatoo

Weird, funny, incredibly curious and gifted, cockatoos can be both the most cute and the most annoying pets - ENFPs, what are you waiting for ? Adopt cockatoos !

Pros : has a long lifespan (several decades), is really smart and endearing, can learn human speaking, is funny, affectionate and friendly with humans

Cons : expensive, needs a lot of space, needs a diverse and varied diet (fruits, seeds, vegetables...), needs constant attention, is LOUD (but I don't think this one is actually a con for ENFPs...)

ENTJ : Ants

Have you always dreamed of being a ruler, a god ? Of having an army, a whole people entirely depending on your wise decisions ? With an ants colony, that dream will come true : you'll finally become the absolute master of many living beings !

Pros : reasonably affordable (highly depending on the spieces), do not need a lot of space (only an appropriate terrarium) and a lot of food, won't discuss your orders

Cons : can escape and invade home, won't necessarily understand all of your war strategy commands

ENFJ : Mini Pig

Smart, cute, empathetic and endearing, pigs living with their ENFJ human friend won't have to fear ending up as sausages !

Pros : original pet, is really friendly with humans, can eat the same food as you, contrary to popular belief is clean and intelligent, affordable price

Cons : needs enough space to live happily (a garden), often needs to be adopted in pairs, needs to be educated (as dogs for example)

ISTJ : Hamster

Meticulous, quiet and mostly odour-free : hamsters have many qualities that certainly may arouse ISTJs' interrest. Plus, they are extremely cute and some of them are even cuddly !

Pros : cheap, won't need a lot of space (1.5 m² at least), enjoy repetitive tasks such as organising their piles of food, tidying their nest, running in their wheel...

Cons : live only 3 years, can't be kept together (because they would fight for their territory), are nocturnal, eat their own faeces

ISTP : Cat

Do I need to explain ?

Pros : won't give a single fuck

Cons : won't give a single fuck

ISFJ : Rabbit

Cuddly, cute, cuddly, did I already say cute ? Rabbits are very expressive and need to be cared for, to be cocooned in gentleness so that they don't get anxious !

Pros : live about 10 years, are cuddly, soft, will communicate with you (body language + sounds)

Cons : need space (a garden), reproduce very quickly, can be easily stressed

ISFP : Canary Bird

These little artists spend their time singing, and often display bright, varied and enjoyable colours !

Pros : relatively cheap, easy to take care of, can live up to 10 years, pretty colours and sing nicely

Cons : need company (adopt 2 birds if you can’t spend time with them) but can display an agressive behaviour if two males are set together, don’t like to be touched a lot

ESFP : Budgies

Loud and incredibly gregarious, these little parrots can actually learn several words and will always keep you company. Their whole life is a party !

Pros : cheap, live about 8 years, easy to take care of, all but boring, very friendly with any living being (sometimes even with cats and dogs), will play with anything and nibble everything in sight (mostly your hair and earrings).... both smart and dumb little birds

Cons : need company (if you don’t have time for them, adopt at least 2 budgies), can get really, REALLY noisy and sometimes chaotically mischievous

ESTP : Ferret

A little hyperactive, annoying brat who’ll never miss a chance to make a mess of your personal things !

Pros : funny, friendly and playful, smart and can be potty-trained – plus really cute !

Cons : not the easiest pet to be taken care of, subject to illnesses if kept in bad conditions, males can be agressive, will quickly degrade your personal property if you don’t watch them

ESTJ : Goldfish

You’re busy with your work and don’t have time to put pressure on take care of a pet ? Then, an aquarium with some fancy goldfishes is the best option to display your love of animals without taking up too much of your precious time !

Pros : silent, won’t disrespectfully discuss your orders kind advices, actually pretty smart (contrary to the popular belief), great as an office decoration (but need enough space : chose an appropriately-sized aquarium, or they’ll get sick and you’ll have to pay for sick leave see a vet)

Cons : are often misunderstood : goldfishes aren’t dumb memoryless animals, they need enough space, not a small circular aquarium (their normal lifespan is about 15 years, but they often live much less because of bad keeping conditions), have some specific temperature, pH and sanitation requirements (and therefore appropriate equipments)

ESFJ : Dog

Are all ESFJs dogs, or are all dogs ESFJs ? That’s really a good question.

Pros and Cons : pretty much the same as an ESFJ child

(nah, seriously : inform yourself before adopting a dog, or any other animal for that matter!)

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mbtiinteractions · 5 months

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ENFP : What are you reading, INTP ? Another boooring book, without romance or love stories?

INTP : Well... yes, but actually, no. I'm reading "The Biology of Emotions" : one of the chapters is called "neurobiology of natural and artificial pleasures", so I guess this is the closer thing to a love story I've ever read...

ENFP : Hmmm... your book seems interresting but... isn't it a bit risky to overthink about emotions ? Won't it affect them in a wrong way ? Make you emotionaly insensitive ?

INTP : Nah, don't worry !

ENFP : Wow, what an argument !

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mbtiinteractions · 9 months

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Truly different types...

ISTP *puts on his sunglasses and is cool*

INTP *puts on his sunglasses... then trips and falls because of the sudden lack of light*

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mbtiinteractions · 9 months

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How to win against two skilled opponents...

*ISTJ, INTJ and INTP found a three-man chess board and planned a little, friendly match.*

*five minutes before they start :*

INTP *thinking* : Hmm... it must be like 2 years since I last played chess... ISTJ practices every week at his chess club, and INTJ is always like 10 moves ahead... it seems I have no chance to win.

*INTP examines the rule book*

Rule : The match ends when a player is checkmated, and the player who checkmated wins the game : therefore, when a player A gets the better of a player B, it is more advantageous for the third player C to prevent player A from checkmating player B.

INTP : ...I have an idea !

*a bit later, the three of them got together to play*

ISTJ : So... none of us has ever played a three-man chess match, we should read the rules.

INTP *lying, with an innocent look* : Oh, I’ve read it but... sorry, I think I’ve lost the booklet...

INTJ *mumbles* : As usual...

INTP : But it’s no big deal, I remember all of them !

*explains the rules correctly, except for the last one :*

INTP : ... and finally, when a player is checkmated, the two others play against each other, like a normal chess match, until one of them wins.

ISTJ : OK, it doesn’t seem complicated.

INTJ *staring suspiciously at INTP* : Hmmm...I don’t know if I should believe you, but... OK, so let’s start.

*the match takes place : INTJ, as usual, plays both aggressively and cautiously, methodically gaining ground on the other two players – especially INTP, in whom he sees a chaotic adversary, capable of baffling his meticulous plans. ISTJ stays very careful, taking care not to lose too many major pieces and avoiding traps, taking absolutely no risks. INTP... somehow survives, focusing on attacking INTJ and defending against the rare initiatives taken by ISTJ.*

*after a while, ISTJ, who kept the most pieces (most of them still practically unused, since he almost only defended against INTJ), decides to help a very weakened INTP to get rid of the still very dangerous INTJ. With his last two major pieces, INTP manages to checkmate INTJ.*

ISTJ : So ! Now, we play one against the other, INTP !

INTP : Yup... but, oh, wait, what is this ?

*INTP pulls the rule booklet out of her pocket*

INTP : Oh, I made a mistake, the booklet says that the player who checkmated first wins the game ! Sooooo....

INTJ *with clenched teeth*: ... you won, you moron...

INTP *with a huge innocent smile* : Yup !

ISTJ : ... I’ll never play with you again...

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mbtiinteractions · 9 months

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Evil genius

*INTP and INTJ are watching TV at 4 a.m. There’s a TV programme about holidaymakers staying in a tourist hotel on a tropical island : it’s hot, there is noise and loud music everywhere, they’re non-stop surrounded by local entertainers*

INTP *pale face, feeling unwell* : That’s... clearly and significantly worse than any horror movie I’ve ever seen...

INTJ *also uncomfortable, but somehow fascinated, frowning while staring at the screen like his brain cannot fully process what he’s watching* : Unbelievable... these people pay a fortune to go to a place where they are constantly hot, bitten by mosquitoes, harassed by entertainers, surrounded by other people - they can't even take a nap or peacefully read a book !

*Then, there is an interview with the tourist agency manager, who’s clearly an ENTP*

ENTP *with a slight, almost unnoticeable, mischievous smile* : The schedule for our customers is organised in such a way that they are constantly urged to consume from the paying buffet: they are not given water, only very sweet drinks, to keep their brains awake and not quench their thirst. Music also keeps them awake, and dancing makes them want to eat and drink. Our entertainers offer a range of paid services…

INTP *frightened*: THIS MAN ! HE’S THE DEVIL ! HE’S THE DEVIL ! *holding an imaginary crucifix* VADE RETRO SATANAS !

INTJ *eyes full of admiration* : It’s absolutely marvellous… this man is a true evil genius !

INTP : I agree, it’s absolutely fascinating ! He’d studied every slight detail to exactly know how to maximise his profits ! These poor people... they ended up in hell...

INTJ : I wish so hard I had this manager's talent !

INTP : I have to admit that... me too.

INTJ : Sadly, we’re way too introverted to become this kind of demons...

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