*INTP and INTJ are watching TV at 4 a.m. There’s a TV programme about holidaymakers staying in a tourist hotel on a tropical island : it’s hot, there is noise and loud music everywhere, they’re non-stop surrounded by local entertainers*
INTP *pale face, feeling unwell* : That’s... clearly and significantly worse than any horror movie I’ve ever seen...
INTJ *also uncomfortable, but somehow fascinated, frowning while staring at the screen like his brain cannot fully process what he’s watching* : Unbelievable... these people pay a fortune to go to a place where they are constantly hot, bitten by mosquitoes, harassed by entertainers, surrounded by other people - they can't even take a nap or peacefully read a book !
*Then, there is an interview with the tourist agency manager, who’s clearly an ENTP*
ENTP *with a slight, almost unnoticeable, mischievous smile* : The schedule for our customers is organised in such a way that they are constantly urged to consume from the paying buffet: they are not given water, only very sweet drinks, to keep their brains awake and not quench their thirst. Music also keeps them awake, and dancing makes them want to eat and drink. Our entertainers offer a range of paid services…
INTP *frightened*: THIS MAN ! HE’S THE DEVIL ! HE’S THE DEVIL ! *holding an imaginary crucifix* VADE RETRO SATANAS !
INTJ *eyes full of admiration* : It’s absolutely marvellous… this man is a true evil genius !
INTP : I agree, it’s absolutely fascinating ! He’d studied every slight detail to exactly know how to maximise his profits ! These poor people... they ended up in hell...
INTJ : I wish so hard I had this manager's talent !
INTP : I have to admit that... me too.
INTJ : Sadly, we’re way too introverted to become this kind of demons...
I thought I was an INTJ my whole life: I got that on 16personalities (though people have told me that it's not very accurate), and other online ones (that probably weren't very accurate either...)
But I took the Michael Caloz test the other day, because many said that they liked that one, and I got ENTP??
I honestly don't know how much I agree with it - I'm not very spontaneous and I like lists and rules and stuff
Is there another test anyone recommends? I'm going to settle this once and for all (and by that I mean I'll continue thinking about which result I agree with the most until the end of time)