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IM SORRY BUT THE NEW BSD CHAPTER?????
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ASAGIRI COOKED
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungoustraydogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#fyodor#fyodor bsd#fyodor Dostoevsky#fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in
Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them
It's an instinct now.
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Ok guysssss
Nsfw under the cut
I’m totally thinking about reader watching as mori rides hirotsu, fucking bimself on his cock
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungoustraydogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#sub bsd#sub bungou stray dogs#mori ougai#mori ougai x reader#hirotsu ryuurou#bsd Hirotsu#Hirotsu x reader#sub Hirotsu#smut
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EW.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ODA’S FEET 😭
PLS OMG THEYRE SO UGLY
I was about to go to sleep but then I saw this and now I'm too heartbroken to rest
#bsd#the day i picked up dazai#bsd official#bungou stray dogs#Dazai Osamu#odasaku sakunosuke#bsd odasaku#Dazai
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"He's a drawing..."
Yeah? So? I want his drawn dick inside me and a little speech bubble to pop up next to his head saying "nggh... f-fuck..."
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everyone should read Dazai's Entrance Exam (the original Azure Apostle/Messenger arc) because the amount of changes they made when adapting the plot to fit it into 2 episodes in the present instead of the past cannot be covered without basically doing a full recap of the entire book.
The intrigue is built around the uncertainty of who the Azure Apostle is. Not in a "who could this person be?" way, but in a "oh no, could the azure apostle really be Dazai testing the ADA's limits?" way.
Dazai tagging along Kunikida during the investigation is his entrance exam. There is no trust established yet. Everyone is on edge. Dazai seems to know more than he should, but never shares. Fukuzawa gave Kunikida a gun and told him to shoot Dazai dead if Dazai turns out to be bad news and a danger to the ADA and the city.
You as the reader know Dazai will join the ADA. If you watched the anime you know the big lines and how things end. Or do you, really? So many things are different in this version, is the ending gonna be the same? Your knowledge barely settles your nerves.
Read it. It's good. It's honestly among Asagiri's best in terms of plot structure and foreshadowing. It's an actual mystery. You will like it.
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What about a Soft-Dom!GN reader with Dazai,,,who spoils him with verbal praise 🥺? Thank you,,,
(I'm 22 <3)
My friend, it would be my absolute pleasure. I am on a humongous Dazai kick at the moment and this request had me running to my laptop.
Pairing: SoftDom!GN!reader x Sub!Dazai
Content Guidance: NSFW. Jerking him off in the ADA office. Praise kink. Soft Dom reader. Sub Dazai. Approx 1500 words.
Good Boys Get Belly Rubs
Dazai appeared to be slacking off again but when it came to him you knew better than to believe your eyes. He was always doing something.
As far as you were aware, you were the only two people in the Armed Detective Agency's office. Everyone else was out working on cases and following leads. You tried to stay focused on your task– writing a very important report on the cannibalism incident on behalf of one Ranpo Edogawa (which, the top detective had insisted, couldn't possibly be done by anyone else but you) but you found your gaze consistently drawn toward Dazai.
He lay belly-down on the office's couch, kicking his feet back and forth like a schoolgirl on a particularly juicy phone call. His eyes were closed, and he was humming softly to himself and smiling. His fingertips rested on the headphones nestled inside his ears, and faint, tinny voices could be heard coming from the device in his pocket.
He was completely engrossed in whatever it was he was doing and… entirely adorable.
“God, you're so cute.”
You weren't exactly sure what compelled you to mutter those words aloud, but the moment you let them loose, Dazai's head whipped round, his grin spreading as fast as the heat across your face.
You just about died inside. “No. No-no-no you weren't meant to hear that.”
“But I did!” He smirked proudly, raising onto all fours and turning round with his usual brand of somehow graceful gangliness. “You think I'm cute?”
The heat pricked along your throat. “You had headphones in, you creep. How are you always aware of everything?”
“Because I never know when a– frankly quite charming– office clerk is going to confess their feelings for me, and today, it seems, is that day.” He hopped up from the couch and strode over to your desk, where you were hiding your head behind your hands.
He slid his hands in his pocket, leaning a hip against your desk and crossing his ankles. “You're even more charming when you're flustered, by the way. It's quite a skill. A deadly one at that. How am I supposed to resist?”
“You're too much, Dazai,” you sighed, melting a little despite yourself beneath his soft, brown gaze.
“I don't know, you look like you can handle a lot…” A corner of his mouth lifted slightly above the angle of his usual affable smile. “So, what do you say? You buy me lunch and I… I continue being cute?”
“Are you going to ask me to commit double suicide with you?”
“Would you say yes?”
“No.”
“Shucks. Then I guess it's just lunch,” he said, giving a dismissive wave of his hand. But his apparent disappointment vanished as soon as it appeared. “Lunch with a coworker… who thinks I'm cute.”
“Stop.”
“Heh.” He grinned again, his charm returning tenfold. There was just something about Dazai. No matter how annoying he was being, there was still always something endearing about him. Perhaps it was his boyish smile, his shaggy hair you just wanted to run your fingers through and pull on, perhaps the chronic emotional unavailability, the mysterious past, or maybe it was all of it. But attraction to Dazai was like death and taxes.
“Please say it again,” he said, as he sat in the chair at the opposite side of your desk and leaned forward to rest on his elbows. “Just one more time… for me. Tell me I'm cute. Call me… Cutie-kun.”
“You are cute,” you conceded. “You're like a puppy. One who hasn't been properly socialized.”
“Does that mean you're about to leash and collar me and smack me with a newspaper?”
You crinkled your nose in playful disagreement. “Eh… I'm more into praise and belly rubs.”
His eyes widened barely perceptibly, but you caught it. A low chuckle escaped him and he leaned forward, cradling his chin on the backs of his interlocked fingers and arching his eyebrow. “Oh? Well now. This is getting much more interesting than I anticipated.”
“Now, Dazai, you didn't expect me to be a flustered mess for you all the time, did you?”
He laughed and leaned in conspiratorially, his breath warm against your lips. “Maybe we skip lunch? Savory food always sits heavy in my stomach anyway and I did have a big breakfast. We could just go straight to dessert–”
“Dazai?”
“Hm?”
“Hush for a second.”
You weren't sure who closed the distance first. Both you and Dazai leaned in, eyes heavy-lidded as you breathed the same heated air. Relief tangled with the nervousness of the first kiss between you, the sudden shift of a boundary and the sheer joy of having new territory to explore. And then his lips; soft, warm, and smiling against yours. You lost yourselves in the kind of kiss which doesn't break, neither of you pulling back to draw air. You didn't even break it as you climbed onto your desk and down the other side to straddle his lap, running your fingers through that shaggy brown hair you'd wanted to touch since day one.
His slender hands gripped your waist, his tongue surprisingly shy until you coaxed it out with the hungry caresses of your own.
It was wholly irresponsible; you needed your job at the ADA. He knew it and so did you. But the threat of being caught only intensified it all. Kunikida could walk in at any second and tear you both a new one, but as you pressed your teeth into Dazai’s lower lip and he let out a stifled moan of pleasure against your mouth, you didn’t give a single crap about anything else.
Your hands skated beneath his waistcoat, tugging free the shirt beneath and unbuckling his belt. “This okay?” you said, your words a whisper carried on your desperate breaths.
“God… yes… keep going. Keep going.”
You’d never seen him in such a state before. Every word was hard-won, punctuated by gasping breaths. He blushed so sweetly; a soft dusting of pink just above his cheekbones. All that suave confidence, his general air of being in complete control, slipped the moment your fingertips rasped against the sparse trail of coarse hair trailing down from his navel.
“Hoh!” He gasped, his throat flexing beneath his bandages. “Belly rubs… definitely… hah… nice.”
A smirk tilted your lips as your hands dipped beneath the hem of his trousers. “Yeah? You gonna start barking, Cutie-kun?”
“Howling.” His lips sought yours once more as you wrapped your fist around the base of his cock. Whatever his next words were, they were urgent, stifled, and intelligible as you kissed him again, slowly and gently stroking his hardening cock.
A low groan escaped him, rumbling from deep within his chest before it trailed off into the most pitiful and desperate whine.
“That feel good?” you asked.
He nodded, for once in his life completely unable to answer back. His lips parted as your other hand caressed his lower belly, feeling the taught muscle and sinew twitch beneath your fingers. He surrendered control so eagerly, his expression both tormented and peaceful. He seemed to find comfort in submission, in letting you take command of his pleasure.
“You’re gonna have to cum quickly before someone catches us. Can you do that for me?”
Another nod, his head lolling back as his hold on your hips tightened.
“Good,” you said, reveling in his ruin. “I wish you could see yourself right now, Dazai. You’re so beautiful, blushing so prettily for me.”
“Fuck…” he moaned, covering his blushing face with his hands.
“Oh, I think someone likes being praised,” you chuckled, maintaining the steady rhythm of your strokes. Leaning in to whisper, you let your lips graze the sensitive spot beneath his ear. “Do you like being told you’re a good boy, Osa-chan?”
His body jolted beneath you, his hand leaving his eyes to grip your shoulder. “Nghh, fuck…”
“Such a good, beautiful boy with such a nice wet cock.”
A choked cry escaped Dazai’s lips and he quickly reached down to lift his shirt to his chest, barely making it in time before his cum sprayed across his twitching belly. “Oh fuck oh fuck ohh–”
“Shh shh,” you stifled his cries by kissing him once more, letting him whine and whimper into your mouth. Stroking his throbbing dick through the peak of his orgasm with one hand, you smeared his spend across his abdomen with the other. His thighs trembled beneath you, hips bucking and stuttering, thrusting his cock against your palm.
When he stilled beneath your touch, you released his cock, cupping his face between your palms and kissing his cupid’s bow. “Good boy.”
He smiled so peacefully, enjoying those moments of complete bliss, of being taken care of.
“Thank you,” he uttered, eyes hazy in the wake of pleasure. “I needed that.”
“Anytime. You still wanna grab lunch?”
“Yeah…” He released a long breath and ran his hands through his hair before glancing at the mess on his belly and pulling his shirt down over it. “I’ll be heading to the race track after. Something tells me that it's best that I go there on a full stomach.”
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#dazai x reader#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai x you#sub!dazai#dom!reader#soft dom reader#soft!dom#bsd dazai#dazai x y/n#dazai x gn!reader
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i love reading my old smut i had forgotten about like a new fanfiction and giggling as if i didnt literally write it
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ONGGGGG
Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!
Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!
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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
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HELP ME HAHAJAJSKS
guys i literally just searched “nanami edit” what tf is this 😭
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