nishkaadendam
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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion
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Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin
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Before a single one of you says anything about how hopelessly in love I am, I want you to know I have a knife.
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I ordered door dash cuz im stoned and drinking. While looking I audibly gasp as I read, "JESUS is on the way!"
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im so crazy beautiful i think poachers are gonna come kill me
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