probablybadrpgideas
Probably Bad RPG Ideas
Pencil (she) and Paper (they or thon). Various dubious ideas for your next tabletop RPG game! Submissions and asks are welcome (although the queue is quite long so submissions may not show up for a while, sorry). Also, we take no responsibility for the consequences of actually trying any of my ideas (although, if you do, you should tell me how well/catastrophically it goes!) Please check podcast details page before asking about the podcast https://www.patreon.com/probablybadrpgideas
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Oh yeah? Well what if I did this, huh? What then?
Does this
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A chess game where each piece has a stat block and you roll for attack and damage. Only when you kill the piece you can move to the space.
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The kingdom of Candyland is terrorized by the two-headed Soda Pop Dragon. One head sprays diet cola and the other head spits Mentos.
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If you play a paladin and can’t make a session/flake out without warning, they become an oathbreaker.
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Warforged with hotswapable body parts
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roll a D20 for every object.
on at nat 1, it’s a mimic.
This will include:
-everyone’s starting equipment
-objects created by spells
-the dice themselves
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dice that just sits there and displays random number
no whimsy no fun
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Maybe the real mimics were the friends we made along the way.
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D&D spells that aren't real
fireball
That's it you can cast any of the others
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sphinx who refuses to give the pcs any riddles, just asks them for The Password. if any of the pcs so much as mentions the word "riddle" she will immediately launch into an angry rant about how "answer my riddles three and you may pass" is terrible security architecture
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You’re really funny but my god I have to follow more people I cannot just read ur shit
You can and you will!
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A werewolf who enjoys cooking human foods, but can't eat it because most of the ingredients they use are either harmful, tasteless and/or straight up lethal to them
They own a fantasy world equivalent of a Michelin star diner
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Regardless of what choices your players make, the campaign ends with former prime minister Tony Blair hitting them down in a Volkswagon Beetle.
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Thieves Can't. They just. Can't today.
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Tell
The D&D joke
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You know what, "what is the human condition?" and "what is human nature?" is probably easier to answer when there's inhuman people around.
I'm just saying, maybe we should ask the Orcs to read some of the Great American Novels and see if they have anything to contribute on the topic?
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Make your undead who lived in a bygone age ruled by cruel wizards and kings who enslaved their people to wage secret wars with one another that ruined the lands and unleashed curses that persist to this day speak with very thick 80s accents.
I am totally ignoring the rest of this submission because what the fuck is an 80s accent?
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