Miles.

my tits are huge and my earrings are thematically appropriate you wish you were me

hey everypony I have ace attorney doobles for you

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

“What do you want, Kipperlilly?”

CAFETERIA SHOWDOWN! from fhjy ep 14!

I am their favorite sacrificial lamb

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

when the music name drops someone by their first name only and you know who the musician is referring to

Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees

The boop is gone... pain... misery... darkness

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