yall want an enemies to lovers bodyguard movie? look no further may i present to you miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous. they beat eachother up they fight they cannot stand eachother at all but they make the best fucking team ever they do drag together they share secrets with eachother and bond during a sleepover they learn to get along and through it all they got eachothers backs when they need it most. what more must i say? they have it all!
"i am your bodyguard which means i need a BODY to GUARD"
i havent said anythinh about this myself, but god fucking damn. the aloto renewal announcement pissed me the fuck off. we deserve better than this. i slowly started drifting from the fandom a while back, but after this i have been more passionate about these characters than ever. im mad. fuck prime video. fuck this shit. not here. this WILL remain an aloto blog until amazon can get their shit together
Maybelle Fox: She has the best tits in hee-haw township. Maybelle is as sweet as honey, she’s the mother hen of the team and is always helping her friends when she’s needed. Her time in the first season of the league is a much needed break from taking care of her babies back at home as well as a fulfilled passion. She takes the people as they are and loves them just the same.
Gracie Hart: Gracie is Max’s aunt-in-law. Along with Bert (her spouse) she helps her niece in navigating this new and welcoming world where she can be free to be and love who she wants. Gracie and Bert have stablished themselves as a beacon of love and safety for the black queer community.
listen it might seem odd to include two unnamed characters in this but if you've seen the fics for this show on ao3 you know what I'm talking about. folks love the pizza twins. and folks love Gracie