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alexandria-burning · 2 months

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Okay but if you put R.M. Renfield, Dorian Gray, and Victor Frankenstein in a room together who is winning that fight?

#the gay agenda #I just wanna know #I think I’d be funny #they might just weird each other out #victor frankenstein #marry shelley #bram stoker #dracula #the picture of dorian gray #oscar wilde #classic literature

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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FNAF movie Abby has better luck than Elizabeth..

(Original post by @dont_nes_wit_me)

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ao3-crack · 10 months

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horse-head-farms · 5 months

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all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

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may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

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do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

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youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

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… you’re literally one of the owners

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to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

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hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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hate when i crashland in the lava biome

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you mean the nether

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i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

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sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

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kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

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we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k

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#always love stuff where it shows what social media is like in a fictional universe #anyways i headcanon season 8 had normal people going around and shopping in those shops. its so funny to think about #i’ve seen posts like these before and thought i’d have a go at them!#tbh i don’t think c!hypno would have a tumblr but for the purposes of this. its funny #fake post #unreality #<- i think i tag that for this?#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 8 #hermitcraft s8 #hhf

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panakina · 4 months

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Actually Jason and duke should have a series together, solving magic mysteries and bringing out the worst of each other’s chaos. It needs to be absolutely insane, with their solutions to the problem of the week being even more bonkers than whatever nonsense they’re fighting.

#i am talking tentatodd levels of unhinged here #i just think I’d be funny #jason with his magic swords #duke with his light/dark powers #neither one actually knows anything about magic #They are noticeably not wizards #but they’re doing their best!#demons don’t like rocket launchers #or getting blinded by Infinite light #jason todd #red hood #dc #duke thomas #the signal

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assiraphales · 7 months

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when i hear “tumblr is shutting down” I’m suddenly living in a hillside village with a little boy yelling through the streets about a wolf every other week. like sorry unless the wolf bites me in the ass it’s not worth worrying about

#tho if it really did shut down I would cry #like yes curse lifted. funny ha ha. but also so sad #bc so much content and community would be lost #there’s no other social media platform like it #and I’d never be able to recreate my experience anywhere else #let’s not think of this

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cyanbeetle · 5 months

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My Wonder Woman and friends

#my art #the last drawing is from a panel in the legend of Wonder Woman that I find really funny #I’m so sorry to the public. if I had free reign I’d change so much about Diana’s supporting cast #especially barbara and Steve I think there’s so much missing potential with both of them to be interesting antagonists/friends to Diana #maybe if I read more comics I’ll find them in the narrative roles I seek.. alas #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #dc #dc comics #etta candy #steve trevor #barbara ann minerva #barbara minerva

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shima-draws · 2 months

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Aww they missed him (and his cooking) so much 😭

#I’d like to think the majority of those hearts come from Luffy. Cough. Anyway #THE FOUND FAMILY EVER #Also it’s so fucking funny that they were so traumatized by Luffy’s cooking that they have like genuine PTSD from it LMAO #Everyone: SANJI FOOD!! SANJI FOOD!!!!#Sanji: What were you eating while I was gone? Poison??#Everyone: 😬#Sanji: YOU DID NOT. Oh my GOD #One Piece #Shima speaks

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caspergetspegged · 5 months

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love how u can find grim’s onlyreaper account on the mc’s computer bc it not only implies they searched up “only reaper” (be it for the bit or plain curiosity) they specifically searched up grim; that is telling of how in love (obsessed) mc is

#a date with death #adwd #adwd casper #grim reaper x reader #a date with death casper #adwd grim #grim x reader #suggestive #i just think it’s funny #anyway i’d love to make hcs of mc confronting grim about it someday and teasing (+ getting ideas) for it #hehehe :33 #i mean . He literally dresses up in a cat headband tail and collar #that tells me he’s at least a little until being humiliated <33

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watanabes-cum-dump · 1 month

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No because Zenos encapsulates the charm of enemies to lovers so perfectly I physically CANNOT bc like-

Everyone else loves WoL for their bravery, for their kindness and courage; but not Zenos. He loves them for the ugly parts. For the blood, the yelling, the catharsis of it all. Like isn’t that so romantic??? People’s admiration is a fickle thing but he loves WoL for the absolute worst of them. There is quite literally nothing WoL can do to make him stop loving them

#Look me in the eyes and tell me that doesn’t make you insanneeeeee #I want this man so bad it isn’t even funny anymore #I didn’t think I’d like him so much but I was very much proven wrong lmao #Kouryuu’s shit #Zenos Yae galvus #Zenos viator galvus #Ffxiv

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lavenderpop · 22 days

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funny slice of life tmnt au where they’re still mutant turtles but they’re just playing d&d, none of their fights are real

#tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt au #rottmnt au #teenage mutant ninja turtles au #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles au #rise of the tmnt au #au #I think it’d be really funny #I think I’d make the dm an oc so all of the characters can be there

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domokunrainbowkinz · 7 months

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not arguing w a dude that has big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful

(I’m only on ch 29 no spoilers pls!!!!) go wild with spoilers I am now done the book and am extremely mentally unwell

#my art #scribble #dark heir #dark rise #dark heir spoilers #like. his eyes have been referenced multiple times wrt ppl telling him shit. is it just the power of beautiful brown eyes or bc of sarcean #anyways this book is making me want to eat drywall there were so many times I clenched so hard I was scared I’d snap my retainer #there is so much I wanna say BUT I will hold my thoughts till the very end when I finish #good lord there is so much in this book. already enjoying it 50x more than dark rise #I actually think it would be extremely funny if there was no magic involved and it’s cuz his eyes are just That Pretty #that ppl are compelled to tell him shit #also yes I gave him makima chainsawman eyes. what of it #scribbles

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months

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Have you watched TADC(The Amazing Digital Circus)? Have you drawn any of the characters? And most importantly whos your fav :D Mine is Jax. He's like me but male.

I have! I’ve drawn only Pomni so far! My favourite is Kinger funnily enough

#ask reply #you’d think my favourite would be pomni then but no #it’s kinger he’s funny #first drawing is all those characters share a VA #and the second I gave pomni a stand BAHAH #I’d be down to drawing it again whenever more episodes drop!

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fantasykiri5 · 26 days

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A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late

#my art #Hermitaday #hermitadaymay #hermitadaymay2024 #hermit-a-day may #Hermit-a-day may 2024 #Hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #welsknight #welsknight gaming #welsknight fanart #WHY DID I DECIDE TO DRAW THE STUPIDEST POSE FOR FALSE AND ARMOR FOR WELS AND WINGS FOR THEM BOTH ALL IN ONE DRAWING…#These cunts have six total hours tracked on them… I didn’t even do a background because they took so long…#and thats not even counting looking for armor and feather references like this took two straight days #I’m very proud of it though #anyways they’re NOT related I was in the middle of drawing and realized they looked uncannily alike. So I made the wise decision to give-#-Wels the same mole I give False and the same little lower lash because they’re nose and eye shapes already matched #they’re not siblings (shown by one of them not even being an actual raptor bird) but they do look uncannily similar #and I’ve decided now that my False and Wels like to just lie to people and say they’re twins for fun.#They both have fucked up doppelgängers they would find it funny.#anyways False is a red tailed hawk (specifically a dark morph)#and Wels is a peregrine falcon #armor is so hard to draw guys never draw armor it SUCKS. I did get to have Laois Dunmeshi Touden on my screen for reference the whole time-#-I was drawing Wels though so it’s not all bad #still baffled I draw the human body part of that pose for false so easily though. Fully believe I was possessed by one of the Greek muses-#-or something because I do not know enough about anatomy to have that shit memorized but it looked normal when I looked at it so. Shrugs #anyways YES i will get to Etho tomorrow… I may just draw him WITH Joe because I wanna draw him but I don’t wanna think about posing two-#-difference pieces… though then I’d have to pose them together… but the appeal of putting a Kakashi cosplayer and a muppet next to each-

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tinasshelf · 2 months

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Darrow at the Institute draft: wouldn’t it be cool if I had a bomb on me so I could take out some of the best and brightest of Gold rule, lmao

Darrow at the gala with a bomb on him surrounded by the best and brightest of Gold rule: well about that

#at the draft he quite literally goes #If i’d known this was going to happen I may have brought a nuke #and #with one bomb I could have destoryed the best and brightest of their Golden rule #I just think the switch up is simultaneously so funny and says a lot abt his growth just in the first two books #‘hey maybe I dont want to be a terrorist after all idk’#red rising #darrow of lykos #golden son

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cozymochi · 1 year

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ALTERNATIVELY TO MY PREV QUESTION <3

Is there any saved something you have which needs context, and that you definitely could write a whole post essay about, and maybe even wanted to, if someone had only asked or only the opportunity had arisen?

And if so, would you like to use this ask as a perfect excuse to do so~? ;)

One time I conceptualized a 1st year sleepover at Ramshackle event type thingy. They’ve had them before but what can i say— im a sucker. It’s was more so catered specifically towards things involving my MC and their specific issues, but, for brevities sake— it involved trying to cheer up the Prefect, then in trying to come up with something cool to do, one guy has a brilliant plan and it suddenly becomes an unwanted escape room/home-invasion horror movie thanks to a magic skeleton key that fucked with Ramshackle. I never ironed out the details. But here are 5 out of 6 hypothetical “cards” I drew for it.

These are all hella old, and the only thing that bugs (aside from never finishing Ace’s rip, sorry😭 ) is that I drew them on a canvas that was too small and I didn’t notice until it was too late!! Then i had the grand idea to make them bigger, but that made them more jank. So the quality has been compromised across the board. There’s a lot I’d change design wise nowadays. BUT I’M STILL a fan of Deuce and Ortho’s appearances specifically (even if there are minor things i’d adjust, like maybe Ortho’s pose since i wasnt comfy drawing him and his machinery aesthetic yet.)

Hypothetical “SSR” belongs to Sebek because at the time he didn’t have an event specific one. This era was a throw a bone W. Nowadays I just want the guy to always have Ws.

It’s a little janky presentation wise across the board imo, so if I ever come back to this one day with more refinement, everyone is getting redone. And maybe Ace can be an “SSR” too to make up for never finishing his image (not showing the old wip). No promises though, even dropping this much in the states they’re in is enough to shoot my nerves tbh. I like the base idea fine, but it could do with a lot more refinement everywhere. AND NEXT TIME I’D REMEMBER THE RESOLUTION SIZE. BUT YEAH THATS IT REALLY the end. This wasn’t an essay this was venting lmfao rip

#cozy ask #my art #twisted wonderland #jack howl #epel felmier #deuce spade #ortho shroud #sebek zigvolt #It’s all pretty jank if i look too closely #Especially since at the time it was my earliest attempts at drawing any of them #not FIRST just early-#I could pick at these forever 🚪🚶#twstposting #I find early stuff embarassing in general. i waaaanna say im better NOW and more comfy but thats a toss up too #I know what i’d change i think.#THEN I SAW LATER SONEBODY ELSE CAME UP WITH THE SAMR THING AND I DIRD #I DIED. funny how what these creechers would wear and their asethetics are mostly agreed upon

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