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my sister watches bad buddy - ep 2

- ppl that can just get right out of bed after their alarm goes off are unhinged

- no one looks in the mirror and is that happy with themselves

- how can he just leave the house like that and not shower??

- i like the one in red hes cute (re. mo)

- they’re really doing all this just so that they don’t run into each other?? how about they just calm the fuck down

- (re. the scene in the toilet cubicle) dude things are getting homoerotic

- pran spotting that camera so that he knows not to make out in front of it.

pat: but i wanna kiss youuuuu

pran: *dragging him behind the bus stop* i know, come here then

- pran: what are you? my boyfriend? my sister: yes, obviously

- is he just eating a huge chicken nugget?? bc mood

- pat is so unhinged. he’s like ‘look someone gave me a drink and a little note, this is the love of my life. no i’ve never spoken to or seen this person but they’re obsessed with me’

- but pran is a dumpling, confirmed

- pran: but he’s a dude his friends: so what?? pran: fair, i am gay

- pat rlly said new song and then just talked about chicken. he’s a man after my own heart

- pat my dear, you cannot stare at someone that long without it being gay

- pat: i’m gonna play it cool also pat: doesn’t stop giving food with cheesy love notes

- also pat flirts by giving food?? he rlly is a man after my own heart

- lol they rlly saw each other and were like “dude you’re ruining my date” “dude you’re ruining my gay date” DUDES YOU ARE THE DATE

- pran was really about to waddle his way out of that situation asap

- “the one you’re waiting for is me” ahhhhhh i see what they did there

- lol they’re really doing the whole ‘you flirted with me how embarrassing’ ‘you flirted with me first’ thing

- mr pran!!!!! pat just went ‘hmm i know you’re a gay’ and pran yeeted out of there

- why do i feel like if we saw wai getting bullied from his pov it’d be like the start of a disney channel movie where the picked on outcast takes down the queen bee

- wai: im so pissed i need to get this off my chest pran: cool story tell it to this guy im busy he’s such a mood

- pat if you keep on treating ppl like this pran is gonna kill you bc you wont have enough money for dates

- why does pat stand like a pregnant women (re. THE pat with hand on hip pose)

- “were going to get caught one day” oooooohhhh foreshadowing

- pat rlly said who is disrupting me and my husband having a domestic

- *chanting* pls let him hide in the closet!! pls let him hide in the closet!!

- pat wasn’t there to put his hand over prans mouth so he did it himself why do i find that so cute??

- nooooo dont get tense dont be sad pran lets not

- THEY TRANSFERRED HIM?? FOR THAT??? WTF???

- i dont enjoy this why do they both have to feel bad for being friends??

- and think of all the gay high school shenanigans this ruined

- wow that was the most longing stare i’ve ever seen (me in my head: bitch you aint seen nothing yet)

- he rlly knew where pran was. pat stalker confirmed

- pat: *trying to be nice* pran: im gonna be a menace about this

- pran: fight me 😡 pran 5 seconds later: don’t fight me 🥺

- woah things got homoerotic real fast!!!

- tickling as foreplay i like their style

- pran rlly looked down at pat in that moment like fuck... i could destroy him

- pran yeeting so hard out of a compromising situation he nearly falls over

- bickering as foreplay i like their style

- 👀👀 things 👀👀 happened in that elevator i know it

- these guys rlly need to calm the fuck down they’re ruining pat and pran’s makeout spot

- well that just created so many unnecessary problems

(ep 1)

#made by jemmo #bad buddy #bad buddy series #wow even i forgot how fun ep 2 is #i feel like its so overlooked bc all the other eps are just insane #but like god i love this period of them tentatively putting down their guards and just talking #its so fun #also id like you all to know that after the ep she had a 30 minute rant about a patpran ABO AU #and she'd like you to know that pran is an alpha and pat is an omega #which... nice choice #and she still rlly rlly rlly likes pat #which i couldve guessed from 5 seconds of watching pat hes so her favourite type of person #malewife himbo energy with a lot of sincerity and feelings and a sunny smile

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fighterfortheforgotten · 7 years

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PINOF Through the Ages

ah, November, that special time of year between halloween and christmas where i can buy “fun sized” (read “thumb sized”) chocolate bars and tinsel in the same aisle at walmart…

it’s also that time of year where members of the phandom, young and old, come together and collectively binge watch all the PINOF videos in preparation for the newest installment, as we wait with bated breath for what fresh hell we’re gonna be hit with this year.

today, i would like to share with you my observations of PINOF Through The Years, as we embark on the fucking trip that is sure to be PINOF 9…

Phil is not on fire (25 October 2009)

- can you IMAGINE what the hell Phil’s parents and/or brother must’ve thought when they were filming that/saw it for the first time?! Phil brings home this random kid he found in a train station and they start giggling like actual 12 year olds and wandering round the house talking about The Shining, using the exercise equipment Phil has probably never stepped foot on in his life, and drawing on their faces in sharpie? i can fucking HEAR Kath saying “Phil…honey…are you on the drugs?” and Martyn cackling like a lunatic in the background at his brother and his weird friend….

- Dan is trying so. damn. hard. not to laugh throughout the entire video.

- Speaking of Dan, even back then he was a sassy, cocky lil shit… “every animal makes that noise with you…” “wow Phil, i bet they’re all so glad they can see the diagram…” “no, okay, Phil has really crappy GHDs that don’t even work…they don’t even work…they are Poundland GHDs.”

- everyone always talks about The Tackle™ at the end of the video, but not NEARLY enough people talk about the lil smirk Phil gives the camera just before it…like, seriously?! that’s a “haha, here goes nothing!” kinda smirk. thats a “lol watch this!” kinda smirk. thats a “give the people what they want” kinda smirk…im just sayin’…

Phil is not on fire 2 (29 May 2010)

- okay, first of all, Dan…sweetheart…did you borrow that cardigan from your mum?

- Dan: “if you could choose which surname you had, what would be your decision?” Phil: “…umm…” *almost imperceptible but still definitely there jumpcut* Phil: “Striker!”….yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, everyone knows that Phil really said “yours” in an incredibly sheepish and embarrassed voice to Dan that made him go “awwww!….you’re cutting that out…”, but lets appreciate the editing skills it took to make the cut so completely (almost) seamless….

- oh. my. GOD! there is an ENTIRE post JUST about the microwave moment, but i have to reiterate it again for those who have recently entered this hellscape: imagine you are Phil Lester, a 23 year old adult with an ENGLISH LANGUAGE DEGREE, and in comes this adorable 18 year old twink trying to tell you that “microwave” is a fucking onomatopoeia! if i was Phil, THIS would be the moment i’d never let Dan live down. fuck “hello internet”, if he ever pissed me off i’d just be like “yeah, well, at least i know microwave isn’t a fucking onomatopoeia…” and walk away. argument done, you win every time.

- and that being said, again, lets appreciate how much we can learn from the facial expressions of Philip Michael Lester. in that moment, the look he gives Dan is pure “are you fucking serious…?” it is incredulity in a nutshell. it is shock and fondness and “oh my god you are such a twat…”. if there were a dictionary of facial expressions, Phil’s face at the moment Dan says fucking microwave is his favourite onomatopoeia would be the one next to the definition of “wtf?”

Phil is not on fire 3 (1 November 2011)

- 2011 was, by far, the WORST year for Dan and Phil’s hair. tragic. absolutely tragic…

- wow, Dan was right, every animal DOES make the same noise to Phil, including horrific genetic hybrids of land and sea mammals…

- Dan’s ability to almost unhinge his jaw is terrifying…and i’m sure has played a part in lots of phanfic that i’m definitely not going to look for ever…

- okay, seriously guys?! the word is vagina. say it with me: vagina. come on! all together now! it’s not a *awkward silence and weird hand gesture*, it’s not a “birth area", it’s just a vagina…for someone who knows so much about placenta, it strikes me as odd that Dan can’t say the word vagina out loud…

- i’ve never heard anyone giggle as much as Dan does in this video…

Phil is not on fire 4 (12 September 2012)

- the hair is better this year…slightly…

- whoever decided that those face mask things were a good idea needs to be buried alive…the way they look when they move is so horrifying, it gives me nightmares.

- the “gu-hoy!” noise Dan makes in this video (ts 3:21 if you’re at all interested) is my text alert on my phone and it makes me panic every time i watch it because im like “wtf is someone texting me for at 11:53 pm?!” but then i realize it’s just the video and that i’m actually still very alone and have no friends…

- (bloopers bonus!) petition to have 2012 be known in the phandom as, ‘The Year Dan Was Finally Comfortable With The Word Vagina’. that’s all it was guys! he learned a new word and just wanted to show how broad his vocabulary had become!

Phil is not on fire 5 (22 November 2013)

- and right off the bat we’re affronted again by the fact that Dan and Phil have zero concept of how female anatomy works….

- this is probably the most uneventful pinof in the entire series.

Phil is not on fire 6 (6 November 2014)

- to return to the hair discourse, i firmly maintain that 2014 was the best year for their haircuts/styles.

- Phil has no concept of what a sassy face is…

- #StopPhil201X needs to just be a recurring thing every year…

- that poor, poor snake…

- petition for Dan to sing the national anthem at every tour stop in 2018

- the idea of Dan trying to carry on the legacy of Phil Is Not On Fire after Phil’s death is so damn heartbreaking to me…i need a minute

- my lil demon soul is convinced that Phil was doing *something* to Dan’s neck when they both tried to fit through that sweater…i mean, look at his face when he laughs and says “stop". seriously?!

- something about Dan with his fringe swapped, on the wrong side of the bed, and wearing Phil’s shirt makes me feel almost uncomfortable, but in a way that i’m not entirely sure how to process…

- (bloopers bonus!) to reiterate! every animal does, in fact, make the same noise to Phil. this has now been confirmed 3 times.

- (bloopers bonus!) the amount of pleasure Phil is able to derive from any mention of Hello Internet warms the deepest recesses of my soul like the light of the sun after a 1000 year winter.

Phil is not on fire 7 (29 November 2015)

- uh, excuse me? do not drag my country in such a way. Canada is indeed real. it’s where maple syrup comes from. as someone who enjoys the simplicity of a good pancake, i expected better from you Mr. Philip.

- i feel so bad for their neighbours during the stress mushroom tug of war…like, can you imagine what those poor people must’ve thought of them? i’d love to interview their neighbours one day…better yet, their neighbours should write a book: “I Lived Next To YouTubers For 5 Years: The Adventure" and just have it be a chronicle of every weird thing they ever witnessed/encountered.

- with every passing year, Dan’s knowledge of fanfiction tropes and writing styles becomes increasingly disturbing…hide the smut everyone Daniel Howell is coming for it.

- Phil! with the puns! honestly Dan, how do you put up with this man?

- (bloopers bonus!) the way dans voice changes when he grabs Phils underwear and is just ENTHRALLED with the fact that he’s colour coordinates his boxers to his bedsheets is probably the single most disgusting thing i have ever witnessed in my entire life…i mean, i love it, but why are you SO EXTRA?!

Phil is not on fire 8 (29 November 2016)

- NOTHING in the animal or cutlery kingdoms should be born or created in the way Phil describes the birthing process of a spork!

- okay. OKAY! i love the fringes, i really do. i’m a fringe fan from way back, but the hair pushed back thing they get going on sometimes? i can get on board with that.

- aaaannd at 1:57 into pinof 8, the little game i like to play called “Phan or Viktuuri" had all of its lines blurred so far beyond recognition i’m not even sure which universe i’m living in anymore.

- the PSA for “staying hydrated"…such a harmless, and beautiful message about health and self care that the phandom managed to turn into a sex meme…but no one is surprised by that now, are they?

- i need to know why that stock photo exists in the first place…also, why the hell was Phil wearing sandals in November?

- (bloopers bonus!) Phil: “phil is not on fire 8! this time its…what the tagline?” the phandom: “…gayer than ever?” Dan: “full of regrets.” the phandom: “…i mean I GUESS!!!”

- (bloopers bonus!) everything about this blooper reel just confirms even more solidly that Dan is the biggest Phil fan in the world. i’m not gonna wax poetic about the compliments or the comparisons to sunshine or anything else, because at this point is it really necessary? no. i thought not.

and there we have it. just in time for PINOF 9 to be released, a full (and much more in depth than intended) recap of the saga thus far…wake me up when Gamingmas starts, cuz after this video comes out, i’m gonna need a solid week of sleep

#pinof 9 #dan and phil #phandom #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #pinof8 #pinof 7 #pinof 6 #pinof 5 #pinof 4 #pinof 3 #pinof 2 #pinof 1 #pinof #phil is not on fire #danisnotonfire #2017 in the phandom #my own special brand of shitpost

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