philip michael lester………

transforming dan into a golden pig

oh. they.

y’all are FOUL for wanting dan to be turned into the golden pig

are we forgetting that if we vote for phil then dan will be the one doing the makeover? lest we forget the way dan gently cradled phil’s face during the slittening (meanwhile phil tried to do it sitting like 5 feet away from him). the way dan can not stop complimenting phil. besides phil would LOVE to be that pig and i want them to be happy >:(

i need more dan being obsessed with his man on main and the key to that is phil as a golden pig

grandma dan

cheers lads, you managed to create the WORST first frame of a video in the history of the moving picture 🥳🍾

“you gave me a bit of face gym” is the most unhinged way to tell your boyfriend that he makes you happy

they're cute or whatever

dip and pip no context

the fact that we know for a fact that they have a bondage bar above their bed and we're over here crying about dan being concerned phil wouldn't be hungry at dinner if he ate too many fucking squashies like yeah no shit they're incredibly horny but theyre also in love and-

2010 & 2024

a breaking point

not liking the implications of "jesus was seen in ohio" "danisnotjesus" and "amazingohio"

trisha paytas really said dan and phil are gay good for them?? obsessed actually

"we might be doing something like this in a month"

oh my god they are gonna hard launch via dragon city ad during pride month