“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

it's the 15 year anniversary of phil responding to dan on twitter for the first time which i am 100% normal about actually!

These Japan photos have such boyfriend energy my god😭 especially Dan in his pajamas in the window of their hotel room🥲

The tip of the iceberg of my hot takes for pride month are that i hate people speculating on dans gender. Not in the “guys let him come out when he’s ready” way but in the “can yall pls leave cis gay men on the internet alone and let them joke about drag without pulling them into the trans community because they made ONE scooby doo joke and may have a femininity kink??”. This is a cis gay man. 80% of the reasons he even makes jokes about queer labels such as trans people, lesbians, etc is because he knows there is always other queer people in his fanbase and it’s cute to feed us crackers. Not because he wants us to be like omg new dangender lore he just said he went on a gender exploration which means he’s actually not cis!!! Like no. He is a cis gay man, he just has the natural ability to be feminine or not mind what pronouns people uses because….he doesn’t have dysphoria. Yea ik it’s crazy but most cis people don’t have dysphoria and are at least trying to win the idgaf war!! Sorry our horses got taken but leave this man alone stop updating your dangender lexicon and let this man live his twink dreams while he still can.

D: Phil gets the emails in-

P: Yes...

D: -he says yes!

P: I do!

D: I think about the mortgage payment. I say, "okay :("

"why are people drawing phil with sister daniel"

dan. you called phil an angel unironically on a public platform and you're expecting us NOT to make the connection between angels and nuns??

Based on this work by Fabian Cháirez:

what if the blonde is a base for a rainbow dye for pride perhaps

“Thank you to my fiancé, nord vpn” 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 something smells hinky in here

PLEASE COLLAB

so dnp are fully on here looking at our posts that we aren’t even tagging them in on the one platform that phannies don’t wanna be interacted with or perceived on and then sticking them in videos cool. that’s cool. that’s fine. i don’t feel nauseous and paranoid at all. i’m not locking all my doors and checking my attic and pulling down my blinds. i’m fine and normal.

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The whole mortgage comment from Dan made me suddenly curious about their whole financial situation because these two must be sharing a bank account, right?? Even if they somehow are just two best buddies, their main source of income is probably their joint YouTube channel and they must have so many shared expenses. Like their lives are so intertwined, it’s all deliveroos and voice activated bins and trips to Japan and mortgage payments for the house they designed and bought together. Even if they’re not married, they are still SO married. Like they definitely have a shared account, and then their own separate accounts just for buying cute lil gifts for each other and for Dan to spend a little too much on a pair of fancy sunglasses

Hey guys. Sad news. The autism won today. I watched the new video 24 minutes after it was posted. I began stimming, shaking, crying, laughing, and my heart is/was RACING /gen. I wasn’t in it which unironically makes me sad/disappointed but some people i follow + possibly mutuals?? (I’m not sure) were in it which made me feel good. Soon im gonna take some clips and maybe post them idk. But this video was genuinely amazing and i am just wow. Also please please anyone who is a phan, ask to be my mutual! I want more mutuals! As well as this is a promotion for yall to do my art challenge!

Imagine you notice your neighbours, who very rarely go outside, are lighting a fire in the middle of the night so you look out your window and they're doing this.

something something night changes