Ryan: The number one thing? [sighs] I'm trying to think of something I actually use every day. [visibly struggles with the question]
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Ryan: Oh my god. Yeah, uh, Burt's Bees is good because you do use that every day. I've seen—
Shane: Something sort of trivial. You know?
Steven: Yeah!
Shane: Like, car. Uh, you know. 'I need car.' You know? 'Shoe. I need shoe.' You know?
Ryan: I mean, obviously, the number one thing would be your iPhone. [shrugs] But.
Steven: [has had Enough] Okay! That—that's nobody can live without their iPhone.
Ryan: [activates argument mode] You know you could!
Shane: I could have said, you know—
Steven: It's very difficult
Shane: —pencil or uh.
Steven: Yeah!
Ryan: [trying again] Let me think.
Shane: What do you got? Think of something, like, little.
Ryan: This actually goes into something—
Steven: Why is this so hard for you, Ryan?!
Ryan: —well, because I—the thing is, I always marvel at people in those videos, or, like, especially: 'Here's everything I do in a day!' 'Cause one of my big things—
Shane: They do so much!
Ryan: —is I— it is impossible for me to stick to any type of routine.
Shane: [wheezes]
Steven: [Knowing] Yeah, I know.
Ryan: And it's really a problem!
Shane: You're just white-knucklin' it, through every day of your life.
Ryan: I am! It's fuckin—I was like, if I could get a routine then I won't have to have all these decisions—
Shane: Yeah.
Ryan: —but what happens is: I'll get into a routine for like a good month. I'll be working out, I'll be meditating, journaling, I—I'll be going to bed at a reasonable time, eating well. And then, inevitably, something will happen. Like, for instance, recently I pulled my lat when I was working out.
Steven: Ohhh.
Shane: Fuckkk.
Ryan: And what happens is, is when one leg of the routine goes, the entire thing topples over. It's like, I guess I won't eat well, I guess—I guess I can't meditate and journal. I guess I will just stay up till 2 A.M. and watch bullshit on my phone. So, like, I—and then I'll feel bad—and I'll do that for about a month—and I'll feel bad and I'll be like 'ah fuck, I got to get back into it'. So I'll get back into the routine for a week—a month—and the—the cycle! Just repeats! Over and over again!
Steven: I can see why you cried in Making Watcher—
Ryan: uh
Steven: —in 2021.
Ryan: Yeah! And—and—and now I—to ask, like, what's something I use every day? I was like, 'Fuck, I wish there was something.' Jeans? [laughs] I don't—
Steven: Alright, alright. I'll just give my answer.
Shane: I think all of your answers have—
Ryan: [still trying] Toothbrush?
Shane: —built up to a quality picture of you.
Matt: Yeah. It seems like you can't live without stress.
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April 8, 2024
ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself