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starfxkr · 25 days

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https://www.tumblr.com/starfxkr/747210373887918080/this-is-trapjj-x-kitten-have-has-this-exact

this has me crying bc now im thinking ab kitten and trap!jj when theyre at their worsttt like i dont think its talked ab enough 🤦🏽‍♀️ like maybe kitten starts stealing his shit n he starts smoking out other girls (god forbid) but its exactly like this n worse bc they both get their licks in 😭 kitten def gives him the most insane scratches and bites hardd cus she gets active and fights dirty w him!!! as for jj… he def smacks her across the face it leaves a giant welt that you can visibly see like theyre fightinggg 🤷🏽‍♀️ n at the end of the day its still some kind of foreplay to them bc theyre both freaks 💁🏽‍♀️ n tommies switch ups are soo funny bc thats def kitten 100%… normally she can dish it *and* take it but not w jj!!!!!! but at the end of the day its all love for these crash outs

no pleaseeeee lets talk about it forreal because she can stand on business...with everyone accept jj

she finds out he's smoking other bitches out because they PURPOSELY PUT HER IN THEIR CLOSE FRIENDS SO SHE CAN SEE and she goes to his house steaming mad filled with adrenaline AND with bloody knuckles because she just whooped a bitches ass.

he's playin in her face so bad because she's got sticky fingers and loves taking his shit so he decides to get back a her like this and they get into multiple physical altercations. she's goin through the house knocking shit over and he smacks her with all his rings on so she stops now she's swinging off him and pulling and ripping the clothes off his body, scratching the shit outta him its like a wild animal attacked him.

once he's got her pinned to the floor or the couch she starts bawlinnnng talkin about why don't he just treat her right, she just wanna be with him but he always in some other hoes face. and he's so used to it because she was just talkin about fuckin his mans but now she just wants him to baby her and his stupid ass is gonna do it...jj's kissing her while she's crying what's left of their clothes are coming off and they fuck right there because they love each other so bad they're just dumb as hell.

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #kitten!reader #trap!jj

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rainbowdracula · 2 months

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you cannot underestimate the number of Messy Bitches in Roman history. like the girls were fightinggg for a thousand years straight

#roman empire #ancient rome #classics #tagamemnon

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nyxtic · 4 years

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#i just asked if anybody cant make it to my birthday why are these bitches fightinggg 😭😭😭😭#one left the group why are they like this😭

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thenardiers · 3 years

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by any chance do u have any links to recordings of les mis w terrence mann? hes energy is insane i NEED to see a full production of this fhdkjs

HI yes absolutely! I'm so glad to see more people boarding the mann javert appreciation train 😭 it's utterly criminal that all the best recordings of his are underground! when he's on form he captures brickvert's mixture of weird bitch energy and utter self-loathing like no other imo

(disclaimer: these have all been in open circulation for a year or more so I don't see any problem with me collecting them here)

#1: the two full-length video boots, both from 2003! you might want to ctrl+f this one because the masterlist is long. if you've ever seen drunk stars, that one absolutely wild javert's suicide where he looks possessed, or any of the miscellaneous mannvert clips I've posted here it was probably from these. the video quality is poor but they're still well worth watching for the sheer energy. 2023 update: the linked masterpost has been nuked but feel free to dm me for these

#2: not a full recording but this video snippet of the original broadway cast is a must! also not great quality but ooooooh my god the dynamic here, he and colm are still my favourite valjean and javert duo of all time for how sharp they are with each other. valjean is just so sick of his shit 100% of the time and who can blame him?? the pointlessly rude coat and hat shenanigans. the barely restrained mutual antagonism during the runaway cart exchange. the absolutely demented second half of the confrontation. mayoral alert the girls are fightinggg

#3: stars performed at a concert in 2011. the drunk stars approach is iconic of course but he makes stars sound terrifying and heartbreaking in equal measure when he performs it like a normal person (affectionate)

#4: a fun bonus - the confrontation but performed via zoom in spring 2020. silly af but this was one of the first videos of him I ever saw (if not the first) and the batshit energy is impeccable as ever

#thanks for the ask! I can talk about this man's javert all day #terrence mann #javert #les mis #e.txt #asks

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certifiedhitmaker · 3 years

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Pt 3 of Can I win in a fight aginst Haikyuu characters? We’ll see 😈

Sakusa 🧼

Its a painfully eazy dub 😂 Put him in the same room with a roach and its over. Touch him one time and its over. Im winning no problem LMFAO

Kenma 🕹

He’d ignore me 🙄 or tell me to go away cuz those damn video games

Terushima 💍

We’d be play fighting,,,BUT I’D STILL WIN THAT HOE 👊🏾👊🏾

Hirugami🧘🏻‍♂️

I wouldnt win because he looks like he’d body slam me if I get him mad enough 🤷🏽‍♀️ but idc cuz I’d still win

Kageyama🫐

Yes im winning 🤪 this mf aint scary ill beat his ass 👊🏾 wassup lil bitch dont make me get oikawa on you

Aone🥺

Who would fight him? He looks like such a sweetheart 😭

Futakuchi 😐

Ima get him a nee barber first cuz that side sweep justin beeber hair gotta go like rn and FAST

Aran 🥰

First of all we wouldnt be fightinggg we’d be fucking lets get that clear 😌

Hanamaki 🧑🏼‍🦰 & matsukawa 🧑🏻‍🦱

3 some lol 🤪 but nah fr these mfs look like they jump people 💀 they look like they dont gaf what age or gender you are you just gon catch them hands. Id put up a good fight but ik im getting my ass beat🤷🏽‍♀️ you win some you lose some

Asahi 🛐

He’d be too scared 💀 he’d also be a lil bitch about it too like bro just fight me stop hiding behind noya and suga 🙄🤚🏾

#haikyuu headcanons #asahi #kenma #haikyuu aone #matsukawa issei #hq hanamaki #hq aran #futakuchi #terushima headcanons #sakusa hcs #haikyuu hirugami #kageyama

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goodplace-janet · 3 years

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Thoughts on the first like, quarter of this episode bc i needed something to watch while eating dinner, but now i need to do my homework lol

Leverage s2e5, The Three Days of the Hunter Job

hey, it’s aunt zelda!

big suicide tw for anyone who hasn’t, but is planning, to watch this !!

“let’s go get this bitch” fuck yes

mom and dad are fightinggg

“i know it’s difficult to steal badly”

#sirius marathons leverage #sabrina the teenage witch references

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palukoo · 4 years

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so a couple months ago i relistened to w359 and made a 18000 word document while doing so containing iconic quotes, my reactions, feelings, et cetera. heres some highlights with varying amounts of context. (theres lowkey spoilers for the whole series btw)

""""i empathize too much""""

crazy how i still vividly remember walking outside [my old job] and to starbucks while listening to the spider ep... trauma

i mean i dont love it but it makes me feel things

GABRIEL THATS TOO ON THE NOSE

"let me have my badass space chick victory cocktail"

god like i AM team what wrong with handcuffs but I WOULD NOT HESITATE to kill hilbert for hera

the girlssss are fightinggg

THE SAD W359 MUSIC IS KILLING ME

like memoria who maxwell who jk jk

i love you renee minkowski marry me

local idiot's heart is in the right place

HARPOOOOOOONSSSS

lovelace lovelace lovelace loveLACE LOVELACE

"maybe she's some kind of clone thing" EIFFEL... this is day 1!!!

i hate these self sacrificial idiots

no no no not this music again ill cry

yall are so emotionally stunted it fucking hurts but damn if you dont care

literally how are they still alive

i want to hug her so much omg

alan rody shut the FUCK up im crying

rip zach valenti's throat

face the death reality via math

jacobi being a piece of shit

maxwell said lets kill hilbert rights

this is a kepler hate blog

minkowski thinking her emotions dont matter to the mission oh ho ho

"youre gonna straighten up" cutter they cant theyre not straight

maxwell and jacobi show up and blow up lads

"and you should really be more careful with your queen" KEPLER WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

wolf 359 stop making me stan these literally terrible people

FUNZO FUNZO FUNZO

i am caring about men tonight lads

theyre both awful sure go ahead have history

hilbert you interrupted their emotional moment they wouldve had a MOMENT

hera said im gay

ohhhh nooo interpersonal conflict makes me sad

hug minkowski rn

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC jacobi and maxwell are iconic

minkowski how did you not kill him

how much do yall use the words "good enough" and "cant"

"are you an alien" GOD the Hints

"one of our... sexier jobs" vs "this is gonna said less sexy after that"

eiffel stop cockblocking them

y'all's choice of pronouns IS illuminating

PROTECT HERA AT ALL COSTS

aw eiffel... minkowski... communication is KEY

oh yeah THATS what the psi wave regulator is for.... SURE

hilbert read the room

JACOBI you can't just describe minkowski like that without giving me a heart attack

how many times have all these bitches almost died

SORRY ANYTHING THEY SAY I LOSE IT

oh minkowski finally flipped (VALID)

oh wait that fact isnt fun at all and im literally crying

LIKE sometimes you save someone's life at great personal risk only to kill her a little while later

minkowski cries to “back to before” from ragtime

i feel to many things about the gals here idk what to tell you i love them thats the problem

its gay and it hurts!

lovelace laughing at people who can and will kill her... hot

OH WERE STARTING LOVELACES SELF SACRIFICE ALREADY

they let lovelace say FUCK

OH WAIT NO I FORGOT ITS WORSE

THANKS FOR MURDERING ME WITH YOUR TEARY ANGRY VOICE

ouchie anyways gay or no but also gay

hilarious and sad at the same time?

MAXWELL dont be a bitch... i expect this from jacobi and honestly i actually expect this from maxwell too but i dont like it

NO NOT THIS MUSIC

BROTP BROTP BROTP

i cant say anything else im too busy crying

UGH I COULD WRITE ESSAYS ON MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS THE MESSAGE THE TAKEAWAY BROADLY THE PERSONAL EMOTIONAL ANGUISH THE DESIRE TO HUG HERA ITS

im mad but thank you... all of you... explain...

stop stop stop im literally so tense gone straight from sobbing to freeze instinct

GOD I HATE ALL THESE SURVIVALS GUILT IDIOTS

OH theyre all about uncertainty... the what ifs... okay... ouch ouch ouch

give everyone awards for bolero

eris are you gay

she said gay rights and AI rights

like i know i know we been knew but goddard really is so awful

Hera stop narrating Lovelace’s ongoing existential crisis

HOW IS THIS NOT GAY (I know how it’s not gay but. Let me have this)

KEPLER stop giving Lovelace insecurities and existential crises

Team back off lovelace for the win

like not to be dramatic but her arc is beautiful

oh boy thats my girlsssss

THATS FLIRTING MINKOWSKI

god i love that concern for your gf keep it up minkowski

COMMUNICATION? WITH THIS CREW? BOLD

GOD angrey hera is great

you know hera is having the time of her life witnessing it

eiffel you just ruined their romantic moment

minkowski is gonna kill them

a much better gayer more altruistic light

WE’RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT COMMUNICATION

WAIT I WAS BEING CANON DAMN I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CREATIVE AND PERHAPS OOC BUT IM IN THE CLEAR I GUESS

god hera has needed to snap at eiffel for so long

i can already feel myself about to get hit with the tears... the emotions

that shit hits different renee

The implications that Goddard like destroyed global warming omfg

it’s the moral grayness babeyyy

when it hits you with minkowski's shaky sigh first thing you know its gonna hit different

MINKOWSKI i need you to. love yourself as much as i love you

GOD the mutual concern they always have for each other is touching whether or not you think its gay. i think its gay

HERA WOULD YOU ASK A COW TO NOT BE A COW

oh of COURSE they cut coms first

lovelace is man, butterfly is quote, it says "is this flirting"

jacobi i need you to chill

but jacobiiiii thats lovelaces schtick

oh eiffel... you fucking idiot who gets really lucky sometimes

this game of chicken where theyre both chickens and kepler doesnt know any of that and each of them only know half

minkowski said im an ethics teacher now

who taught minkowski empathy in high stress situations?

yeah so i stay hitting the nail on the head

“kepler SHUT UP” is what brings everyone together

this is, como se dice.... kinda gay

this statement does not bode well for that

“Maybe less talking to yourself” he says to himself

ugh, to be Pop Culture Man™️

RACHEL i love you even tho I also hate you

Rachel if you make one more hand joke I’ll lose my mind

HER NAME!!!! IS HERA!!!! And I love her!!

i have a vivid mental image of post-series eiffel doing stand up like chris fleming style

"my crew has made it very clear through a series of looks and gestures that one more slip up and i am out, thats it, so im taking this job very seriously"

"minkowski is very overprotective in a weird, erratic way, like when your seat belt randomly locks and its like i appreciate what youre trying to do but im going 4mph in a drive way."

"so when something like this happens you have to at least consider going away for a long time and living on a cursed space station"

"you know how when maxwell and hera are talking ive never felt less needed, you know, like ‘cause you guys would be totally happy alone on a rock in the middle of a lake"

"this is the kind of body you look at and go he'd probably be ok in space without a space suit"

the whole "theater kids" video is actually him going off about minkowski

minkowski is too swole for her own good

jacobi im gonna need you to take the redemption arc more seriously

i love my crazy crazy bitches

this FUCKING music

GOD HOW DOES PRYCE JUST ALWAYS GET WORSE

she just like mutilated that man he is doa absolutely destroyed one hit ko

can you tone down the gay, sweetie

you did it you broke rachel and Goddard down to their bare essentials

GOSH shes so AWKWARD

so damn jacobi was just IMMEDIATELY ride or die for maxwell

this is too much for my poor baby heart

pryce & carter literally are just like lets do eugenics, lets do genocide

when hera says ill pull a yall and sacrifice myself for minkowski and lovelace

god like cant believe KEPLER got a redemption arc (well not arc but you know)

ah yes the most tragic scenes all take place at once :)

I HAD TO STOP LISTENING TO BRAVE NEW WORLD CAUSE IT MADE ME TOO CRAZYYYY

THE SCRIPT SAID IT NOT ME

i love space moms!

this fucking music ALAN RODY IM SUING FOR DAMAGES

like the document also does have a lot of like deep thoughts and meta and parallels and discussion of motivations but this is just fun random things i said

#wolf 359 #w359 #i think im funny #im not gonna do character tags lol #my post #gotta love my trend of telling the music to fuck off

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alexiconoflove · 5 years

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What I loved about Descendants 3

First of all, yes the movie was flawed but it felt like the excitement and love you have when you meet up with a friend you never seen in a long time.. I missed these characters sm so I was just here for a good time

but also link for my hate post lmao

-Good to be bad is so catchy and is constantly in my head

-Dove’s speaking voice is just so attractive I have to say it

-also her making relationships with characters more gay bc she loves women.. bi icon

-Jay and Carlos taking care of the smee twins so sweet

-Jay being like “you have a strong grip.. do you play any sports?’ when the kid is hanging out to his life bc he’s scared, and Jay have a genuinely serious expression

-Audrey said I’m gonna attack u guys but let me just have an iconic dramatic music number first

the lyrics r genuinely so good like??

-Audrey breaking the glass to get the crown

-Jane’s quick thinking in going in the enchanted lake to protect her from the spel n get some of the water to save the rest of the ppl

-I was so happy to see Uma, Gil, and Harry again those crazy kids whom I love

-Harry flirting with Jane .. I def don’t ship but just classic Harry flirting with everyone fff

-Evie I love you so much, trying to get everyone to get along and wanting everyone to compliment each other

-Uma x Mal- THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG

-Uma and Mal teamwork bc they’re the most powerful bitches of them all

-Mal apologizing to Uma abt calling her names and not letting her into her gang when they were younger

-China’s amazing, her siren sounding singing in night falls *chef’s kiss*

-Sofia’s vocals in night falls (One kiss? we don’t know her)

-Evie’s voice sounding so soft and pure when she says ‘I love you” to Mal and the light in her eyes.. Sofia girl I love you

-Gil and Jay- Gay , I never knew it was something I needed

-Carlos saving Ben bc Ben helped him get over his fear of dogs..give me a moment

-Jay saying Carlos is good with animals, we stan a boy who’s sweet to both humans and animals.

- Also the comment about getting rescue animals we love a message

-dance battle with Knights hell yeah

-the running gag of the kids just eating Jane’s cake gfrvdbc girl’s party may have been ruined but at least ppl enjoyed her delicious cake courtesy of Carlos

-Celia singing in the background while ppl r having their own personal songs

-the new VKs are my children

-Celia and Dizzy best friends

-Celia and Dr. Facilier being a healthy daughter and father duo

-”I got friends on the other side”

-Celia taking care and nurturing the other 3 kids who are scared n crying- we love a heart of gold

-Evie: please give me a moment alone to be with my man

Mal and Uma: *leaves for 2 second and comes back*

Mal and Uma: anyway...

-Mal and Uma’s facial expressions and being like... girl hurry up

-Harry Hook, glad he never takes a day off in being dramatic

-Seeing the depth of Harry and him being sad.. I love him so much

-Audrey apologixzing and genuinely feeling bad for hurting ppl .. we love growth

-Mal and BEN’S long overdue apology to Audrey

-Queen Leah’s long overdue apology to hating villains automatically

-Hades saving Audrey

-the wardrobe and hair department did really well. props to them

-China’s such an amazing Uma No obe else could play this role so well

-Mal undoing the oppression ex- king and queen did to the Villans and setting them free. Also, telling off Ben’s dad that they can free ppl if they want bc they’re in charge now

-Uma being like “my plan” and smiling proudly that everyone is free

--Uma’s happiness, longest yeah boy UUUMAAA ever

-everyone’s happy and free !!!!!!!!!! I wanted this for so long fuck!!!!!

#D3 spoilers #descendants 3 #this is less in depth than my hate post #the bullet points are not necessarily in order of how it happens in the movie

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