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royalarchivist · 3 days
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Fit: Bro, that's like– it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."
Phil: Awww, really? 🥹
Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!
Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?
Fit: Mhmm!
Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs] I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!
Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.
Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable.
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[Context: Twitch was experiencing a viewer count error at the time]
Fit: My- Phil, my Twitch viewers glitched out, it says I have 2 viewers right now, you know- support small streamers.
Phil: Oh my god, it says I've got- it's g- it says I've got 15! Holy sht, it's 2019 again!
Fit: [Laughs] Support small streamers, man! Support–
Phil: IT'S 2019 AGAIN!!! YES!!! Oh my god!!!
Fit: Let's fcking go
Phil: It's a shame my chat isn't as quiet as 15 viewers- [Laughs]
Fit: [Laughs] Oh man...
Phil: Oh man, it's- it's- Oh, I still got my 5 year hardcore world...
Fit: Bro you got- you got 15 viewers? I got 2 man, send some to me!
Phil: I'm gonna raid you afterwards, Fit, I'll raid you with my 15 viewers! I hope you enjoy the- the- the extra exposure!
Fit: Thank– One or two of 'em might follow, who knows?
Phil: Hashtag follow for follow! Follow for follow!
Fit: Yeah, follow for follow- oh yeah- [Laughs]
Phil: Follow for follow, um, like and subscribe the YouTube video highlight of this crazy moment of us- of us- sharing fun times with our communities, oh my goodness!
Fit: Bro, it's- That's like- it's like how Tazercraft formed, how like, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber, and was like, "Let's make videos together."
Phil: Awww, really? 🥹
Fit: Yeah! Oh yeah, that's– that's some Tazercraft lore!
Phil: Really? That's actually how that happened?
Fit: Mhmm!
Phil: Oh my fcking god, that's the most wholesome sht! [Laughs]
Fit: I know, dude.
Phil: I had no idea! I had no idea that's how they like- they found like, found each other!
Fit: Yeah. It- it's- it's humble beginnings.
Phil: Dude... Aww! Oh man, that's- that's- that's such good lore. That's such good Tazercraft lore, that's adorable, holy fck. That's like, really similar to like, Tommy and Tubbo. Like, they both were-
Fit: Oh, right.
Phil: They both were streaming to like, 5 viewers or something stupid, and then like, I forget who did it, but they raided each other at one point and that's how they became friends. They're like, "Hey, wanna come play Sky Block?" [Laughs] "Wanna come play Bedwars with me and stuff?" it was like "Aww!".
Fit: Uh-huh.
Phil: That's- awh man, Tazercraft have like, such good lore.
Fit: Oh yeah.
Phil: That's awesome.
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angelsanarchy · 2 days
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Fever Dreams: Mike x Y/N One Shot Series PRT 13
Tagging: @icarus-star @chainsawgvtsfvck @romanroyapoligist @liquidsmoothdomme @madamemaximoff06 @drazenka@blacksoul-27 @444rockstargf @kappasbbgirl @luzclarita57 @tempt-ress @starry-eyed-wild-child
Mike walked into the garage the next day with what can only be described as a shit eating grin, coffee in his hand and strutting like he had a secret that no one else knew. Leff looked at him with disdain.
"What? You get blown or something?" He asked as Mike plopped down in the chair.
"Can't I just have a good morning?" Mike challenged making Leff narrow his gaze at him.
"This isn't the girl scouts, wipe that gay ass grin off your face. We've got drops offs to do today." Leff opened the safe that sat on the desk and started pulling out guns. The sound of the door opening made Mike look over towards it and Leff just sighed.
"You're late." He called out.
"Seriously? Send a write up to HR." Y/n rolled her eyes as she crossed the garage and took Mike's coffee out of his hand to sip. Mike made no move to complain and Leff scrunched his face.
"You thinking swapping spit with him is a good idea?" Leff pointed out and Y/n shrugged.
"I'm not tonging his balls Leff. It's a fucking coffee cup." Y/n shot back making Mike chuckle.
"I mean, if that's on the menu-" Mike started to say but before Y/n could hit his arm, Leff slammed his drawer shut.
"Hold the fuck up...you two...you haven't...you aren't fucking around are you because I specifically told you both-"
"Jesus Leff is there actual work to be done today or are you cock watching your nephew today? I've got bills to pay and I'm not trying to keep having this conversation with you." Y/n crossed her arms over her chest. They both stood at an impasse and Mike just pushed up from the chair and snatched one of the guns from the desk.
"I'll be in the car..." He said going to tuck the fun in his back and Y/n took it from him.
"Don't be stupid. The last thing either of us want to do is take you to the hospital after you shoot your dick off. I'm driving." Leff gave Y/n a nod that he agreed with her taking the gun off of Mike but he still didn't like how chummy they were being. They carried on the rest of the day like that. Leff took in the little touches they shared whenever either of them went in to do dropoffs. How they would tease one another in those ways only two people who didn't realize they were flirting would.
Leff stews in his anger the entire day until all three of them end up back at the garage, counting the money.
"Seriously, why can't I have a gun? I know how to shoot a gun." Mike argued with Y/n as she put the guns in the safe.
"You can barely handle putting your cock in leather pants. The last thing you need is a gun." Y/n teased.
"I think we both know that's not true." Mike smirked at her and Leff shook his head.
"You know, I have to say I didn't expect this from you Y/n. I really thought you had better taste..." Leff's words made them both look up.
"What?" She asked confused.
"I mean the way you're leading my nephew around like a pathetic lost dog, I thought you were more into the guys that threw you around." Leff's words were harsh. Y/n narrowed her eyes at him.
"Leff what the fuck?" Mike spoke up and Y/n leaned on the table staring down at Leff.
"I don't remember asking you what your thoughts were on who I talk to." Y/n seethed.
"How easily you forget...you work for me Y/n. I can say whatever the fuck I want to you, treat you however the fuck I want or you can go back to spinning on a pole playing Russian Roulette with some Russian prick who likes to pistol wipe you." Leff sat in his chair, leaning forward to match her stance.
"Leff you're being a-"
"Shut the fuck up." Y/n put her hand up in Mike's face and he sat down quietly.
"I've had enough of your tough cock big brother act Leff. You want to run around this city holding his hand, be my guest. It's the least you could do for his mother but don't you dare sit there and think you're going to talk to me like I'm one of those common whores you fuck in your little shithole castle." Y/n gritted her teeth.
"If I want to fuck your nephew until his plum dumb stupid, I will. If I want to stop working for you and hop back on a pole for money, I will. I'm a grown ass bitch and I refuse to be treated like I'm less than honorable...especially after all the shit I've done for you." She pointed at him and he let out a sigh. He counted the money out and laid it on the table flat.
"You gonna pick up your take or would you like my little nephew here to slip it in your tits?" Leff leaned back in his chair knowing he had won this argument.
She kicked the chair into the table making Mike jump and Leff shook his head at her.
"Go fuck yourself." She shouted throwing him the middle finger as she stormed out of the garage. Mike looked between the two of them before huffing.
"You're a real dick, you know that?" Mike grabbed her money and ran out after her. Leff didn't like how protective Mike had already gotten with Y/n.
"Y/n! Wait up!" Mike waved the cash around and she spun around snatching it.
"Why are you letting him get you all riled up? You know he's a fucking asshole." Mike said out of breath.
"He needs to get over himself before I let his ass catch a stray bullet." Y/n lit a cigarette and put it into her mouth.
"Hey, I know he's a prick but let's not get trigger happy." Mike joked but Y/n glared at him, inhaling the nicotine.
"I honestly don't know why he's being so over the top with this big brother routine. He's never given a shit about anyone I've ever dated before." Mike shook his head and Y/n snorted.
"We're not dating. I let you eat my pussy, that's hardly going steady." Y/n argued. Mike felt a bit slighted but tried to play it off.
"Hey pussy eating is a gateway drug, I hear." He joked but she rolled her eyes.
"You and Leff think of yourselves so highly. Grow up." She got into her car and peeled out of the parking lot leaving Mike standing there feeling like a complete idiot.
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lilvivix · 2 days
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furiouskettle · 1 month
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shoulder angel and devil except they both tell you to commit crimes
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crowleyesce · 7 months
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autism to autism communication…
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alasion-art · 8 months
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arvoze · 21 days
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i am once again drawing breloom
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mikaikaika · 5 months
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Loving the direction QSMP is going
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cultrise · 8 months
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LONG SHIFT. mike schmidt
𖦹 SYNOPSIS mike gets needy when he sees you wear his hoodie
𖦹 CONTENTS NSFW, face riding, oral (fem!receiving), mike forgets to breathe lol, a little p in v at the end (only mentioned)
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your boyfriend had been waiting to come home all day, unable to stop thinking about how damn attractive you looked that morning while wearing his old hoodie.
his shift felt longer than usual, trying to get it to pass quicker just so he can get home, check on abby and then have his way with you. which is why, as soon as he got home, mike burst through the door as quick as he could.
it didn’t take long for you to find yourself on the bed, thighs hugging his head as you grinded your hips against his face. the moment mike had arrived home he made sure everything in the house was in order (including checking on abby, of course), before shamelessly waking you up and begging you to sit on his face.
“f..fuuckk…. mike–“ your whines get cut off by his own as you grind your clit against his nose. his head is swimming with lust, eyes half-lidded as he focuses all his attention on licking your pussy, hands holding your waist as his dick strains against his boxers.
with all the desperation build up in him, he lifts you up slightly, gasping for air and smacking his damp lips as you smile endearingly at him “forgot to breathe?” and he nods, a sheen of sweat covering his brow.
“look at you… of course i did….” and before you know it he’s back into it again, making you take ahold of his hair, gripping and pulling at his brown curls as he moans into your cunt. at the end of the day, who needs sleep anyway? especially when he has such a beautiful girl over him. especially when she’s his. especially when she’s wearing his clothes.
his chin pushes up, tongue teasing your sensitive clit as he makes out with it, his stubble poking at your pussy lips, making you moan. mike has you cumming soon enough, his hands gripping his your hoodie before you drop to his side, chest heaving and legs shaking.
he rolls over, eyes still filled with lust as he sucks marks into your neck, making you dig your fingers into his hair and caress his scalp again. “please, let me put it in, baby… i’ve been thinking about it all night…” he pleads, voice barely above a whisper. and are you really going to ignore him? when he asks so nicely? of course not.
he’ll have you up most of the night, biting back his own moans as you bury yourself in the pillow and let him fuck you stupid. will most likely regret doing it for so long when he realises he’s only slept for two hours but oh well,,
please wear his hoodies again.
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© cultrise | don’t steal, copy or translate my works.
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i-give-u--stuff · 6 months
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vilevampirez · 1 month
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happy mikethelink day !! I drew my design for his cubito
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royalarchivist · 3 months
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Mine: Hey Pac!
Pac: Oh no...
Mike: Hey Pac.
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I can't believe Mine and Mike kissed while cosplaying Fit and Pac in front of Pac LMAOOOOO, the poor guy got so red.
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willnmike4l · 6 days
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This has been sitting in my sketchbook unposted for literally no reason at all? Love you Mike Wheeler
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insanitydog25 · 3 months
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MIKE CREW [new design] ☁️
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Best part about The Magnus Archives is that there isn't really a Canon design for the characters! So new design for Mike Crew cause he has been in my mind 24/7 just jumping around like the vastard he is <3
This design is honestly a favorite but I also enjoy his blue scarf design too ( ノ^ω^)ノ
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mlchaelwheeler · 2 years
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mike: doing literally anything in S5
jonathan, behind him, plotting his murder:
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alienssstufff · 5 months
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moar guys and favela 🖐️
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q!tubbo unfinished (idk what to do with these)
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