#Steph @ Charlie: 'She's like a Little Me!!!' Babs: *flatly* 'I'd noticed' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

spite-and-waffles · 1 year

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I'm going to start taking it personally when people say the girls are less of a disasterfire than the boys. No the fuck they aren't. They're completely dysfunctional, self-destructive, arrogant little goblins who've never met (1)healthy coping mechanism. They're Bats for Christ's sake. What comics have you even been reading.

#Babs is only marginally more well-adjusted than Bruce and thats only because she has Dinah hovering over her with a rolled up newspaper #when I say she Cass have a mother-daughter relationship I mean the kind where the mother realizes her kid is some kinda karmic retribution #for having been cocky little shit with all of three brain cells and no self-preservation instinct #and if she thought Cass was bad #one day Babs is going to snap and Steph is going to find herself shipped to Tuvalu in a crate #in an ideal universe we'd have Charlie and Black Alice in the Clock Tower as well for maximum chaos #Steph @ Charlie: 'She's like a Little Me!!!' Babs: *flatly* 'I'd noticed'#Steph @ Charlie: 'I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy' Babs: 'she's not a *puppy* Steph'#Steph distributing 'DAAARK VENGEANCE' t-shirts insisting it's the Team Batgirl catchphrase #Wendy: 'stop trying to make the Team Batgirl catchphrase happen. it's not going to happen.' Steph: 'it's called MANIFESTING'#stephanie brown #steph meta #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #cass meta #batfamily headcanons #bat. meta #batfamily #spite waffle

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