Tubbo: [Watching a clip from the Potato Wars and cracking up] NO WAY!
Technoblade: [In the clip] What could possibly go wrong? [The scene transitions] June 6: THINGS GO VERY WRONG.
Tubbo: HE KNEW! HE KNEW, DUDE! HE FCKING KNEW! HE FCKING KNEW! FROM THE GRAVE HE FCKING KNEW, DUDE! Oh dude, he really was the second-coming of some kind of prophet, man!
I know I get mentally ill about c!peerpressureduo every two days or so like clockwork, but every single time I remember "You've got the wrong hostage! Dream doesn't care! I CARE!!" I want to throw up /pos why did he have to go so hard??
(It's about "this doesn't mean we're friends" and "Ranboo's alright, I guess" and all the other ways Techno tried to downplay how important Ranboo was to him but then when it actually mattered he still admitted he cared with his full chest ;;;;)
Might have lucked out on all my faves from the dsmp days, they all stopped playing Minecraft and avoided The Minecraft Curse by being a standup comedian, variety streamer/director, and dead
You win some you lose some and at least they're not pedophiles or gnawing on people
Phil: What a perfect time! [Cracks up and slaps his desk] Holy sht, the most perfect unmute! [Laughs and eats a gapple for a sub, still laughing] Thank you for the one year.
I love the image of techno as this immovable object not just bc of his drive and stubbornness but literally. No matter who tries to tackle him he just doesn't budge. Nobody understands how his stance is so fucking solid until they see phil launch himself at techno from full flight to use him as a landing perch. That has been techno's daily training since he first met the old crow. Nothing can topple him. He will never fall.
And what an absolute asset that would be in combat honestly, since a lot of swordfighting relies on proper stance.