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dirtybg3confessions · 2 months

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Confession: Okay but the Archivist in the House of Hope. I'm not usually down bad for the NPCs, but him? Or rather, the tiefling form he takes? He can rail me until my spine's as broken as he claims his is.

#bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #dirty confessions #bg3 archivist

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shaykai · 13 days

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Not gonna clean this up

Anywhozels I watched Disney’s Hercules the other day so naturally my first thought was what if Durgetash

#doodle #sketch #oc #vat’il #bg3 #durge #the dark urge #enver gortash #sceleritas fel #bg3 Raphael #bg3 korilla #bg3 archivist #durgetash

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naughtybg3confessions · 1 month

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the archivist in the house of hope has the most insanely sensual voice like why is no one talking about this. i want him to finger me with those claws until i bleed

#dirty confessions #bg3 archivist

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cassiartblog · 6 months

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Come on, I can't be the only one 💀

When I first heard about the archivist I thought it's some old man. And then I saw him... And was like "Oh... OHH! WHO ARE YOU?? SIR??"

#baldur's gate 3 #raphael #haarlep #bg3 raphael #bg3 haarlep #house of hope #the archivist #Bg3 archivist

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alphagravy · 6 months

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#baldur's gate 3 #the archivist #bg3 archivist #baldur's gate #gravyshot

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steampunkserpent · 5 months

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**Christmas war crimes**

Christmas war crimes But with fun little rhymes As he wonders what are his lines Haarlep proclaims with holiday chimes. "Old man, holy fuck are you behind with the times~" Ascended fiend, breaking its confines Is sliding against the floors to break their spine He thinks it's a growl but it sounds more like a whine "Haarlep, you harlot, don´t forget you`re mine" And the Archivist, forgotten as ever, sighed as he behold the floors lost shine

Thank you @dmagedgoods, @karneo for this glorious masterpiece in the server

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 raphael #bg3 haarlep #Bg3 archivist #Christmas spirits #We celebrate Christmas in the HoH #Or really any holiday that allows for rhymes

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keylana-dragon · 14 days

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I need more content with him

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 archivist #the archivist #i love him #i love his voice #im not normal #tiefling #bg3 tiefling #house of hope

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ohlovers · 2 months

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YOU want your favourite character to be safe and happy. I want mine exhausted, beaten down, covered in scars and blood, made the wretched plaything of a terrible higher power. is that so much to ask.

#sorry boys #the memo came all the way from corporate #critical role #vax'ildan #tma #tma pod #jonathan sims #the archivist #caleb widogast #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate #astarion #astarion ancunin #epic the musical #epic odysseus #and of course MY boy #theseus #dnd

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theluccioarchives · 9 months

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Took a while but I got my character study of Astarion finished up, I love this man so much he’s so gender

#astarion #astarion fanart #bg3 #baulders gate 3 #the archivists collection #astarion ancunin

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bonjeacon-peakdeak · 2 months

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THE diddy from the Raphael stream. What a day.

#raphael #bg3 raphael #raphael bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dnd #dungeons and dragons #andrew wincott #streamily #the archivist #bg3 the archivist #the archivist bg3

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moxley · 9 months

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i made a joke post about raphael being unconcerned, unbothered, moisturised, staying in his lane, etc when haarlep fucks someone else even though he can feel every second of it

except i am thinking about it so much actually 😳

because when you're given raphael's boudoir invite, you're told it's where he conducts business and pleasure. you're explictly told to share yourself with haarlep

if you give yourself over to haarlep entirely, they say that you're going to be a loving doll for them and their master, that you're going to pleasure all the beasts in the hells

why would he be concerned about haarlep fucking anyone in his house when it is always a good outcome for him. he's creaming his pants in some devil meeting(tm) on a different plane and maybe he gets a brand new toy

good lord the man may not get fucked by anyone except haarlep but he's into an endless list of gloriously fucked up shit

#raphael bg3 #haarlep #baldur's gate 3 #😳 no sir i'm not thinking about being spitroasted at haarlep and raphaels whims for eternity #god he's such a loser he's a chewtoy he's pathetic but he's also incredibly sexy. i feel insane #also thinkin a bunch about the archivist saying 'you do know how raphael likes to play' no but i want to find out #Team Raphael Likes To Watch!#AND thinking about how haarlep says you don't have to run away if you win if you tell them you want to fuck raphael #i dunno if that's the stock response bc i haven't tried the others and i've already re-loaded my HoH saves four times today #now that's what i call meta

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nucleqr · 7 months

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sobbing at the fact that this is something that karlach can just kind of do without any checks

#karlach you are the goat #the fact that she can pull rank in the hells?#exquisite #finally some good fucking food #karlach #bg3 act 3 spoilers #house of hope #bg3 #john baldur #nuclear.7z #the archivist bg3 #origin karlach

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athina-blaine · 5 months

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Dekarios and Ancuín's Household Guide for Keeping a Happy Husband [AO3]

Summary:

After a worrying moment of silence, Gale leaned over the back of the chair. “Everything alright, my love?”

In lieu of answering, Astarion stormed into the living area, the clack of a lone heel betraying his unsuccessful attempt to remove the other boot. His coat hung precariously from his shoulders, as if he’d given up halfway on removing it, and he reached up to brush rain-dampened curls from his face.

“At this rate, I’ll only be alright when I’m dead.” With a scowl, he attempted once more to rid himself of his coat, arms caught in the fabric. “Properly, stake-in-my-heart deceased.”

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Or; how to tend to your vengeful vampire and your weary wizard after a long day.

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Astarion/Gale Chapters: 1/2 Word Count: ~1.7k Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship

Chapter 1

Seated in his plush armchair, his legs astride the coffee table, Gale jumped at the sound of the front door slamming shut, his hands freezing on his work tablet. Agitated muttering fluttered toward him from the entryway, followed by the clatter of a jettisoned boot.

After a worrying moment of silence, Gale leaned over the back of the chair. “Everything alright, my love?”

In lieu of answering, Astarion stormed into the living area, the clack of a lone heel betraying his unsuccessful attempt to remove the other boot. His coat hung precariously from his shoulders, as if he’d given up halfway on removing it, and he reached up to brush rain-dampened curls from his face.

“At this rate, I’ll only be alright when I’m dead.” With a scowl, he attempted once more to rid himself of his coat, arms caught in the fabric. “Properly, stake-in-my-heart deceased .”

Setting down his tablet, Gale rose to assist his husband out of the vexing coat and, with a casual wave of his fingers, dried his clothes and hair, leaving his curls as impeccably coiffed as ever.

Sighing, Astarion muttered a quick ‘thank you’ before leaning down to struggle out of the rest of his boot, kicking it into the vague direction of the entryway to be retrieved later. With a huff, he swerved past Gale towards the kitchen, leaving Gale to shake his head, amused.

Taking a moment to hang the coat in the closet, Gale turned to follow his husband. “Rough day, I take it?”

[Continue on AO3]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bloodweave #fanfiction #fic #i wonder if ao3 is gonna update their name tags to include their last names #the way ao3 updated jon sims to include THE ARCHIVIST and caused absolute chaos lmao

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monatorasart · 6 months

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