Couple goal: Matching ugly boots

"I was so young, I didn't know evil when I saw it"

Young Karlach and Gort!

Tried something new this time, but man this comic fought me back lmao

Strike and Karlach are besties post-tadpoles, they are on the surface very similar people as the two most easygoing in the party, so the betrayal when they reach the point of reveal is really hard on both of them

Gortash: you... you think I'm young and handsome looking, right?

Dark Urge: what does that matter? it's what's on the inside that counts.

Gortash: so you think I'm ugly?

Dark Urge (leaning in close): no I am genuinely more sexually attracted to a person's insides than their outsides. your outermost shell is merely an obstacle I need to crack like an oyster to get to the soft delicious bits inside.

Gortash: Aw. You're so sweet. and romantic.

My durge, Eris, and Enver Gortash, staring down Ketheric Thorm at some boring meeting. (pre-tadpole times) E & E were in love. I don't make the rules. @lwiann created this beautiful piece for me. Thank you so very much!

Stolen clothes and gifted blades

jokes on you, I'm into that shit

Murderous lovers trope in the flesh ( ͡≖ ‿ ͡≖)

Have you seen that Twitter meme? Yeah so some Durgetash from Baldur’s Gate 3 cause why not tho

No actually, obsessed with the idea that as soon as both Durge n Gortash r dead, Gortash strikes a fucking deal with Bane or smth and goes soul raiding in Gehenna or wherever it is Bhaal is chilling rn. Like Gortash's soul just dips from the Banehold to embarrass Durge in front of their dad.

Bane tags along too cuz he can't miss the aneurysm Bhaals gonna have.

I think one of my favourite things about durgetash is that most fans seem to have come to a collective agreement that unless Durge is a specific Durge, their pronouns are they/them and they're spoken of in vague terms. In this house we respect that Durge comes in many shapes and identities

Speaking of the slutty masque of the red death... you've been invited to Lord Gortash's dinner party and things are starting to look a little weird. Might not be worth sticking around for dessert.

@kawareo did an incredible job turning my very stupid idea into something hilarious and sexy - such a big fan of that thigh there. And he gave me two backgrounds to choose from, because maybe Kass couldn't wait until after the cheese course to start the festivities. Maybe she saw Orin at the window and decided to make her vomit with rage, who even knows when it comes to murderous sisters

Credit to @flamemittens for the wonderful pictures of Gortash’s model!

Thinking about how weirdly quiet Gortash’s shoes are- there really isn’t much of a heel on them and all of the metal is kept to the top half of the shoe.

That being said I think he purposefully takes heavy/loud steps to have more of a presence TM

Also because hi it’s me so of course I have durgetash thoughts-

Something about Durge recognizing the way Gortash’s footsteps sound because they’re so purposefully obnoxious, and Gortash using that to sneak up on them at some point for fun (and almost getting stabbed for it)

Dark Urge: I rejected my father.

Gortash: So you need a new Daddy.

Dark Urge: Excuse me?

Gortash: Freudian slip. Congratulations.

Durgetash and Durgestarion are both potentially very messy ships involving messy trashbag people, but to me the biggest difference is the sex. I just can’t hornypost that much about Durge and Astarion because for them the sex is really about feelings and healing and mutual love and respect and blah blah blah. It’s very sweet and all that but the vibe is different. As for the smelly raccoon man and Schrödinger’s lizard, their sex is also about feelings, but the feeling is usually “ahhh! I’ve been stabbed”

And I just think that’s neat ok?

A bard Durge performing a gig at the auditorium but it doesn’t matter if they suck because Gortash has blackmailed all the critics to leave good reviews otherwise he’ll kill their families.

After all, why won't I post this?