Gortass

I'm having his babies or whatever the song says idk

the devious creature (bane’s chosen)

(a commission for abiding-artist )

Well! Dropping this here too!!!

Durgetash and Durgestarion are both potentially very messy ships involving messy trashbag people, but to me the biggest difference is the sex. I just can’t hornypost that much about Durge and Astarion because for them the sex is really about feelings and healing and mutual love and respect and blah blah blah. It’s very sweet and all that but the vibe is different. As for the smelly raccoon man and Schrödinger’s lizard, their sex is also about feelings, but the feeling is usually “ahhh! I’ve been stabbed”

And I just think that’s neat ok?

So me, my sister and her husband restarted our campaign for the 347th time and since we decided we were going to make a joke-run, I created the best character I could think of;

GortashFucker69, the shirtless dragonborn barbarian durge.

That is all. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

Daily reminder to lick your favourite tyrant

oh, you know

i firmly believe that gort still dresses like/has the concept art outfits/designs… they’re just so good. controls and twists everything to the tiniest detail to manipulate and that includes the way he dresses & styles himself, so lots of variation i assume.

especially these!!!!!!!!!!

🫰.

so many questions about durge/gortash. if gortash is so happy to see me, why does he warn me to only return to him once i kill orin? why can't i find him in his office upstairs and bend him over his desk and

Never shutting up about greying Gortash, aren't I? Someone sedate me

me: mom have you seen my bus card

mom: oh no I haven't! I know you got a cover for it- oh my god 🙄

feeling normal

Controversial opinion: I do think Gortash bathes, actually. Does he forget to shave? Yes. Put too much product in his hair? Sure. Abuse eyeliner? Obviously. But I don’t care how good his robots are he’s not the one who’s getting made the face of the Absolute hoax if he smells worse than Orin.