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People I'd think that'd love the eraserhead baby
Number 1:jason vorhees and his mom
Cmon shed kill for jason. And jason wouldn't kill him.
They'd love the eraserhead baby. Honestly probably because everything they deem as "ugly" they find awesome.
Luda may IS SO SWEET.
Michael myers mom. She'd be scared at first but she'd love it like her own.
Can't tell me he wouldnt
She'd got that motherly love
He's a gentle giant
Nice gramps
#eraserhead baby#jason voorhees#morticia addams#gomez addams#the addams family#luda mae hewitt#texas chainsaw massacre#thomas hewitt#michael myers#dracula#hotel transylvania#the puppeteer#jonathan blake#mha himiko#mha deku#mha fanart#mha bakugou#mha#inko midoriya#boo rambles#boo radley#to kill a mockingbird#grandpa joe#charlie and the chocolate factory
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hm.
#kenman#sp kenman#kenny x cartman#cartman x kenny#south park#Japanese is a beautiful thing#boo rambles
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Did u guys know I'm super autistic about rays btw. I love manta rays so much theyre so lovely. Ik I talk about block men on here mostly but rahhh
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Picking myself up by the scruff of my neck and sternly reminding myself I also deserve nice things in life
#there is. a possibility I can study something I actually care about. and my brain is *very* opinionated about said possibility#ergo the post#boo rambles#mmm. sure. i'll keep this as a reblog-able post
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this is such a cruel and miserable existence. not a day goes by where i don’t pray to the skies above that i may be relieved of this burden. when will this suffering stop. oh, the woes and horrors that plague me. maybe someday i will see the light once again, the warm sun on my skin, and be happy. or at least, a little closer to it. (i have an ear infection)
#boo rambles#textpost#ear infections#ouch#ow ouch owie#crying actually#rambles#WAGHHHHFHFGG#end the suffering
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How am I supposed to get into fantasy stories in these conditions ← people being weird about my country
#i am still firmly on the side of 'a balaur is not a dragon' because it's not always a dragon just how a 'pajura' is not always a bird!#also if you know anything about classic horror you *know* people are weird about transylvania specifically because of good old brahm#also can i just say: media where all witches are evil is so fucking weird to me both because my association with witches inherently lays#with witchcraft within the romani community and because in folklore magic users are both good and evil so it's not that there's an evil#magic as much as good and bad people/beings who use magic#also there's holy magic but that's just christianity being pervasive in every aspect of our culture from cuisine to storytelling#anyways. this is just me pointlessly rambling because sometimes people are just weird about stuff! especially the h*talia crowd but like. i#do not have high expectations of them for obvious reasons. it's just annoying to go in the tags and see that stuff#boo rambles
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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!
I am not normal about any of these characters!
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters#if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime#i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy#he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say#(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth#everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess#also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences#tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago#frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else#<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)
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Anyway, here are my thoughts about what each of the companions would present on if they had to give the rest of the party a PowerPoint presentation:
Gale: A completely accurate and detailed lecture regarding the theories of teleportation magic, how it works, and the differences between it and plane shift. There are multiple charts and graphs.
Wyll: “Choosing your hero name: an adventurer’s guide” He does have suggestions for the entire party.
Karlach: “Ranking bars in the gate based on how much they remind me of Avernus.” She has provided illustrations that she made herself. Anything in the Upper City is ranked “like Avernus” because “occupied entirely by pricks.”
Shadowheart: “So I was wrong about Shar: a reluctant apology.” It’s mostly a debunk of Shar’s lies but the entire time it does look like she is pulling teeth. However, she cheers up considerably when she presents on some of the church’s secrets, including the weird ass code names for things that she always thought were a little silly.
Lae’zel: a very educational and complete history of her people’s war against the mind flayers. It’s all rather academic until the last slide which says “AND THIS IS WHY WE DON’T EAT THE WORMS” in all caps.
Astarion: “Ranking you by whose blood I’d want to drink most.” In order, it is as follows Gale (rancid), Karlach (spicy), Minthara (probably is poisonous after all the poison she’s been exposed to), Jaheria (that story about what she did to one of the spawn was memorable), Shadowheart (does cleric blood taste radiant?), Lae’zel (curious how Gith taste, doesn’t want to die), Minsc (large and has extra blood to spare), Halsin (can turn into a bear, think of all that real estate), Wyll (canon verified snack)
Halsin: “Foraging: what’s edible and what isn’t” Gale takes very dutiful notes given someone gave him a mushroom two ten days ago that gave the entire camp food poisoning. Astarion, the only one who did not get food poisoning, who has completely forgotten what he foraged was the culprit, takes 0 notes.
Minthara: Battle orders and tactics. All of these fools need to get whipped into shape.
Jaheria: “Get it Fucking Together: Stop Doing this Shit.” What follows is a callout of everyone’s worst habits and decisions. One slide just says “stop snitching.”
Minsc: it’s just pictures of Boo.
#iz rambles#bg3#astarion#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#Shadowheart#minsc and boo#minthara#Karlach#lae’zel#jaheria#Baldurs gate 3
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When alt people feature on talkshows:
[Image Description: A cropped version of The School Of Athens, a painting depicting two greek philosophers talking among each other, while surrounded by other people. /End Description.]
#this is mostly about like. needing to and learning to be articulate because people will twist your words to force their worldview upon you#but also just. sometimes when alt people are featured on talkshows they bring up very interesting talking points and start meaningful#conversations y'know?#anyways. all that to say i am watching an old talkshow ep from 2013 about the conflict between religion and rock'n'rollers and the rocker#is in fact bringing up very good points as of why the 'rock is satanic' and shit is stupid and why assuming fast music is violent and#'ungodly' is an opinion that stems from a status quo rather than anything of substance ergo faith and music are not at odds with each other#boo rambles
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I love how regular people consider this to be two sentence horror but it's just an everyday AO3 plot for the twst fandom
#malleus fuckers we're horrific#gao gao boo#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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*me trying to keep up with the boops* 😂
#navybrat rambles#tumblr#boop#case of the mondays#i don't really wanna do the work today#yes lovelies#i sadly have to work#boo and hiss#adulting is a scam#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends#boop boop
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What I Imagine Each Hero Gets Respect For
Mysterion: Being scary as shit and stopping the most amount of crime.
Toolshed: Single-handedly taking down the entirety of Japan and forcing them to stop killing whales and dolphins.
Human Kite: Mostly pity because he's forced to stay in base. People respect him because he's literally from a whole different planet that discovered long-distance space travel way before humans did.
Coon: Nobody respects him. He's good with master plans, but nobody respects him.
Super Craig: The way he just does not give a shit about his secret identity. When the cops came to arrest him, my dude just flipped them off and went on his way. Does he have the government chasing him down? Yes.
Wonder Tweek: Dealing with Craig.
Mosquito: Little to no respect except for the fact he can just drain you of your blood. Then what? Bitch. So yeah heroes respect him but I imagine the public seeing him as a joke.
Fastpass: Just being That Guy. You know, that guy. The one that everyone likes. Just being chill.
Professor Chaos: I imagine everyone respects him just a tiny bit for his genius plans, except for Toolshed. Toolshed will not rest until he knows what happened to the Hamster Minions and if they are okay.
Call Girl: Being a badass and great at finding anyone anything anytime. Good at hacking systems and breaking into things. Also an icon with an iconic costume.
Captain Diabetes: Nobody respects him. Not a goddamn bit.
Professor Timothy: Being Professor Timothy
#South park#mysterion#sp toolshed#sp human kite#the coon#super craig#wonder tweek#sp tupperware#sp fastpass#sp mosquito#captain diabetes#sp tfbw#the fractured but whole#Midnight Rambles#professor timothy#boo rambles
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Ooooo u guys wanna ask me about my deities AU so bad u wanna know everything about it (pls pls pls)
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Browsing the ao3 tags of fandoms I casually follow like the shelves of an airport giftshop
#felt like getting myself a silly little trinket (shipfic between characters that have spoken twice to each other) <3#boo rambles#unrelated
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"One does not speak unless one knows" oh is that why din doesn't say shit because goddamn that boy knows NOTHIN
#the mandalorian season 3 spoilers#the mandalorian spoilers#the mandalorian#din djarin#no fucking wonder he keeps his mouth shut half the time#too afraid to say dumb shit#yeah me too boo#belle rambles
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