they're bffs 🤭🤭🤭

Now keep reading for the real caption of this dirty skech

"Open your mouth for me, Chrissy. That's it. Good girl."

buckingham my beloved

I got 0 prompts for HellCheer (this is what happens when I'm impulsive *shrugs*) so I'll be posting some quickish drawings. Here's Uptown Girl on its own.

Honestly, Eddie and Chrissy are probably the most wholesome, innocent, least problematic ship I've ever shipped in my whole dang shipping history, so the fact that it still gets ridiculous hate for simply existing just cracks me up.

closed starter @thechiyonosakenyc

It was early, too early to already be sitting in the school gymnasium. The sun hadn't even risen yet, it was still dark outside and yet, here Chrissy was. She was punctual always but especially during match days, when she knew that she needed to ensure that her body was ready to move the whole day. She tried to force herself feel grateful and not as tired as she was, but no such luck, as she yawned, stretching her arms above her head. Chrissy was halfway through her senior year, already eighteen with her whole life ahead of her and honestly, right now she just needed to get through these stretches. The door opened and she frowned, wasn't the point of coming to school this early to avoid people? Though it wasn't all bad, as the person came into view and she smiled, pleasantly surprised. "Good morning Coach Holmes!" she greeted from her position just in front of the bleachers, legs stretched out in from of her, shorts riding high on her thighs. She liked him, he was smart, knew his shit. Wasn't too bad on the eyes either, a thought which she internally scolded herself for. "I was wondering if you could help me stretch, my body is so tired this morning."

I can't stop thinking about a steddie gilmore girls au it's stuck in my head.

Obviously it's ftm Steve as Lorelai (honestly trans Steve is just perfect)

Oc/El for Rory

Robin as Sookie

Mtf Chrissy as Jackson

Eddie as Luke

Tommy as Christopher

Carol as Michel (hear me out!!!)

I know I'm missing a few characters but I'm just assuming it's the party as the other young characters so you figure it out but omfg I'm rewatching gilmore girls and I can't stop thinking about it.

the thing about when people say “oh, eddie was just comforting chrissy because he’s such a good guy” or even “his first response to seeing a girl in distress was to make her feel better hes so scrunkly!” is like.... that’s just not what happened there. eddie’s first response to chrissy’s visible distress was to be defensive and haughty. he thought she was scared of him, and it hurt his feewings, so he was brusque and then tried to bail completely. he had a very “sorry to be an imposition >:(” energy. 

it wasn’t until chrissy reassured him that he wasn’t the problem, and beyond that, asked him to stay, that eddie relaxed. i love eddie a lot, but it was chrissy who was instinctually kind and empathetic here. she was the one who put her trust in a relative stranger, one most of her peers mock and judge and even fear. maybe he was her only option to get drugs, but she chose to open up to him and be vulnerable. he just reciprocated. 

— 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌? 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐲, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓?

— 𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲.

hellcheer fic where eddie is told he needs another extracurricular (besides hellfire club) under his belt in order to graduate so chrissy convinces him to join the cheer squad because they need another base

oooh ok if you’re wanting prompts- robin chrissy and heather’s days off finally align, but they all have different things they want to do together. do they bicker? make a plan? compromise?? 👀

So I'm imagining they all have entirely separate jobs because of course they do. Robin's got her job doing whatever, let's say she's managed to snag a job (With Steve of course that's her work best friend never leave home without him) at the local Waffle House so her work hours are weird and sometimes she's going to bed the moment her wives wake up, Chrissy is working as a gymnastic coach, and Heather has somehow gotten herself into being a volunteer firefighter. Chrissy has the most flexible schedule (Get it) out of all of them.

They do love their jobs, but man is it brutal on their date nights.

Eventually they do manage to get a weekend together, and of course they don't want to waste it!

Problem is the how. Heather just wants to have a normal date night so she wants to go out and eat after a nice walk around town. Robin doesn't want to be near a restaurant because she is positive the waitress mentality will embarrass her in front of everyone ('Babe you work at a Waffle House it's not that fancy.') ('Heather baby my sweet sweet flaming ball of my miserable yet enchanting life I will accidentally walk into the kitchen if I'm not careful.') ('... Robbie why would you be in the kitchen?') ('Tickets.') ('Ah.')

Chrissy wants to spend the entire time in the house, cuddled up with each other and being lesbian wives doing lesbian wife things like holding hands and see how close they are to succumbing to building furniture for fun. As sweet and relaxing as that sounds somehow it feels like a waste just being home and doing absolutely nothing. They're not gonna have this much time again for a long while they might as well use it! (They do sleep in bed a little longer together regardless. Chrissy is a lump in the blankets, Robin has sprawled over everything, and Heather is octopused around the closest things which are usually either her girls or a pillow)

Robin wants to commit crimes of the loving but frankly a little concerning kind.

We can't let Robin commit crimes.

No matter how much Chrissy and Heather also want to commit crimes.

So they do bicker for a while over the span of a week before the actual days off in the form of many, many sticky notes stuck to bathroom mirrors, passing conversations, muttered sleepy time musings, messengers in the form of sending whoever they could convince to go between work places, phone calls, and even one (1) point in time where they were just in the same bathroom together.

In the end they ask Steve, date-life extraordinaire, for advice, who just tells them (in a fit of this man was rudely awoken) something about how girls like spas and stargazing. He's totally making something up.

It gives Robin an idea immediately, even if it makes no sense and takes a little convincing. A nice and relaxing spa day followed by shuffling off into the wilderness and laying underneath the stars! Perfect! No sitting around at home but also plenty of relaxation and being all date-y!

(It ends up being the greatest date night ever.)

(Even though Steve is a little worried when Robin came back with a photo of them in a tree while a bear was sniffing around at the bottom.)

(And when Heather came in to regale the tale of how Robin does not believe she could wrestle a bear.)

(... And how Chrissy accidentally kicked a bear in the face and apologised as told by Chrissy herself.)

I keep thinking about that one post saying that it would be interesting if Nancy had to deal with being poor due to Ted and Karen’s deaths, chiefly because that’s just not a likely outcome of the Wheeler kids getting orphaned. The Wheeler estate wouldn’t vanish into thin air; even without a will (and you can’t tell me Ted Wheeler would die intestate), their assets would be divided evenly between Nancy, Mike, and Holly, with funds being held in trust for any of the kids who hadn’t reached their majority. (Also, a will that didn’t provide for them would not be upheld as valid.) Under ordinary circumstances, they would go to live with relatives, which the Wheelers are mentioned having; the issue would be whether they’d be separated or have to move far away, and also whether Nancy’s old enough to live on her own instead.

biting my nails for 3 days waiting for the next dracula daily update like

okay but. stranger things challengers au when hrjskskdjsms

Mr. Munson/Wayne headcanon

We all know who Wayne is. Eddie’s uncle. We meet him a few times during the show, and the man is truly a blue collar worker. I am thinking likely works either at a construction site, carpenter, or he works as a mechanic when pausing the screen to see how rough his hands are and dirt under his fingernails. So he’s a humble man. He works hard, he provides for his nephew that he didn’t think would become his priority to help raise. He does what he can. 

Wayne is divorced. His wife wanted more than a trailer park in Hawkins. She definitely didn’t want to be taking on Wayne’s nephew as a child. So, one day after weeks of arguing, Wayne came back to see she was gone with their daughter. Left behind was obviously Eddie. Maybe like 9-11 years old for age range wise. Now Wayne is a single income parent, and paying child support to his ex wife, and raising his nephew. Man is quite busy... and he’s tired. He truly does try his best for Eddie, but there are times that the neglect is there. Like he can’t make certain mandatory performances that Eddie is in, and he can’t always be there to pick Eddie up from school. So, Eddie grows up with a distant father figure by means of his Uncle who he does love. But, he also ends up establishing a very self reliant, independent lifestyle. 

Now let’s do a fast forward ‘kay? Chrissy and Eddie are alive. She doesn’t get Vecna’d. First time that Wayne meets Chrissy is that same night where she originally went over to get high, and to take her mind off things. Eddie is a dude, has urges, but he’s also not going to overstep his boundaries and take advantage of someone while they’re high. So, they don’t smooch, hookup, nothing. Because technically her and Jason are still dating, and Eddie isn’t that much of a douche. So him and Chrissy have shared a joint, had a bowl, smoked it back and forth. She’s glassy eyed and not paying attention to her surroundings, and she has her head on Eddie’s shoulder. They are watching tv, something for background sound, help so she doesn’t have anxiety during the high. Because being high, and having an anxiety attack as to why you can’t feel anything... and why the world is skipping like a CD with a scratch on it- is fucking weird. Trust me. I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE! 

So Wayne. He gets late home from work because they’re backed up at the shop or whatever. -Insert reason to be late home because work sucks ass and it’s America.- He recognizes the smell of weed by time he gets to the front door, and figures that oh well, Eddie must have his friends over. No big. He’s shared a joint with Eddie a couple times, and halfheartedly lectured him about not using drugs. So when he walks in expecting to see Eddie’s friends and he’s instead met with the sight of a beautiful young lady with her head on Eddie’s shoulder, and Eddie has his arm around her. Wayne starts to find alarms clanging around in his head. It’s not that he’s going to beat Eddie because he has a girl over. It’s the fact that it doesn’t take long to realize she is from the good side of town. She’s from people with money. She’s from a family that wants her to be perfect, succeed, find a boy that will give her a lot of babies, and make a shit ton of money. Eddie is a good kid, but he’s not the one to give her the world that her folks would expect. Oh boy, that’s something that is terrifying for Wayne because he didn’t think he’d have to be going through with this. Again it’s not that Eddie is a bad kid, people are just cruel to those that they do not like. He knows that if her folks find out about Eddie? They’ll crucify him. 

Eventually Chrissy does come to enough to stand up, introduce herself, and Wayne is smitten with her manners. She’s a lovely girl! She’s sweet, she polite, she has all her teeth. He likes her, good kid. BUT GOD DAMNIT EDDIE! DO NOT BRING THE PRIZED MARE FROM SOMEONE’S PASTURE OVER HERE! THEY DON’T WANTE A MARE BRED WITH A MUSTANG! -Wayne’s thoughts while he’s nodding to Chrissy, and letting her know she’s welcome any time. “Eddie really should be getting you home. Getting late, Ms. Cunningham.” Wayne shoots Eddie a look that looks like it’d be a general glance, but Eddie catches it quickly. His uncle is FUCKING FURIOUS! 

Wayne watches Eddie as he puts his hand on Chrissy’s lower back, and they look at one another. Wayne used to be there when he was young. Lovestruck, smitten, sweet on someone- so on so forth. Wayne maybe a man that is tired and works really hard for a humble life, doesn’t mean he doesn’t notice things. Oh boy, he notices the look that both Eddie and Chrissy give one another. God damnit, EDDIE! Wayne wants to smack him upside the head and explain to him what he’s decided to catch the eyes of, because Chrissy... she’s something else. 

Eddie takes Chrissy home, and usually Wayne would have a cold beer and sit on the couch and thumb through news or something. Him and Eddie would share a joint, have a chuckle or two. Go on their merry way. HOWEVER he can’t do that tonight, because he’s terrified for Eddie and furious at the same. He can’t stomach the idea of having a beer right now, or finding Eddie’s stash. He has to keep his head centered and thoughts from getting tired and cloudy. 

So, when Eddie does get back home and he’s trying to lay low, Wayne leaps on him. Not literally! He stands there by the kitchen with this thumbs hooked in his jeans pockets, and he’s staring at Eddie. Eddie stands there and looks at Wayne like, fuck, what I do now?

“That girl is really pretty.” Wayne breaks his silence. A man of few words. He’s going to start out carefully to make sure his nephew understands. 

Eddie sort of nods, does that fingers snap palm slap thing. Tries to excuse himself, but Wayne steps forward. He doesn’t block Eddie from going to his room, he just changes from how he was standing with his butt leaning against the counter, now he’s standing upright. Eddie stops to stare at him, because he knows something else is up, so he’s waiting. 

Wayne nods and rubs his jaw and feels the days neglected stubble that he’ll have to shave in the morning before work. Again, he’s finding his words. Man of little words, but he’s going to make sure that they are heard. 

“That’s a lady that you don’t see in your lifetime very often. When you do, they usually are arm in arm with someone that comes from money. Usually someone that is going to give them every bit of a life they deserve.” 

Eddie states that she just was anxious and looking to relax. He just knows her from school. There’s nothing. 

Wayne shakes his head and sucks on his teeth before he looks at Eddie in the eyes and feels that real irritating father instinct to smack him upside the head. “That girl has eyes for you, Eddie. May not be young, but I ain’t stupid. I know that look. She’s sweet for you. Eddie... she’s one of those gals that comes from money. She’s as good of an angel that you’ll find, don’t mean her folks are the same. You be careful with her Eddie. She’s the prized mare they keep put away in a nice barn. Her folks aren’t keen on some range wild mustang trying to steal her away.” 

Eddie rolls his eyes and shuffles. He’s feeling awkward, and doesn’t know how to respond. He states that Chrissy has a boyfriend, and Wayne just chuckles. 

“Not for long she won’t. You be careful with her, understood? I don’t want you getting hurt, or her. Be a gentleman with her, and treat her right! Am I understood?” Wayne already knows what is to come in the following weeks... he’s going to see more and more of Chrissy. He knows that this ‘boyfriend’ Eddie mentioned about, he’s not going to be in Chrissy’s life much longer. Because his god damn nephew became that range wild mustang to find the purebred mare kept away from the scraggly stallions. Eddie offered her freedom from it all, and Chrissy galloped away with him. Wayne knows it’s just a matter of time before he’s meeting her folks, and realizing that he’s worked on their cars before. Realizing Chrissy’s mom is mean as a snake. It’s a matter of time before Chrissy is spending the holidays’ with Eddie, and Christmas mornings on the couch with both of them. It’s all a matter of time. 

Eddie shrugs his shoulders, comments he’s the freak and Chrissy wouldn’t date Hawkins Freak. He walks to his room where he shuts the door. 

Wayne... he has two beers those night, and neither help him to sleep any better because his damn nephew went and fell in love with the uptown girl. 

Go See Baby Now

Author: JohnnyNoGood

Rating/Warning: Explicit

Chapter Count: 6/?

Description:

The last anyone had heard of Eddie Munson, he was making a big to-do about leaving for LA to kick off a glittering music career. Some career it was, because no news had come from LA in the four years since. Not until now. And it certainly wasn’t anything to do with music.

It was the talk of the town when word caught on. How could it not be? You mean him? Doing what? It’s how big?

Chrissy had to see it, of course. Had to see him.

Tags: Alternate universe- canon divergence, alternate universe-everyone lives/nobody dies, future fic, P*rnstar!Eddie, good girl gone bad...., possessive Eddie, Chrissy has a CRUSH on Eddie, smut, so much smut, fluff, hurt/comfort, teasing, dirty talk, Alternating POV, mostly Chrissy, multiple chapters, status: WIP

Genuinely so amused by the idea of like, billy coming in like “hey Eds, picked us up a girlfriend while I was out” and Eddie just like “ awe dude :) that’s so sweet! You shouldn’t have <3” and she’s just like [turns to look at camera like she’s on the office]