No but seriously imagine it:
You’re watching Decked Out on Hermitcraft. Everyone is having a great time. The hermits seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys,” Tango says. All of a sudden Jimmy comes out with a cowboy hat and he and Tango hug. Skizz, Joel, and Lizzie follow with enthusiastic applause. When “THE DUNGEON IS READY FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM” stops playing, the MCC Sands of Time soundtrack plays distantly and HBomb walks out. Lights flash everywhere, and you see the Empires / Life series / HBomb / hermits hanging out in the Decked Out lobby and comparing decks. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Ren and Martyn walk into the lobby and kiss, holding the Dogwarts flag.
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H's pov of the decked out day so far is just him being entirely delighted with Scarland, then being entirely delighted with Decked Out and then being entirely delighted with Bdubs' horseranch, like he's having the BEST time hanging out with the hermits, he has been collected by the hermits, he is never going to leave, he loves everything about this
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False calling whatever the fuck Ren and Martian were doing “theater kid stuff” is really funny considering she was not only the one who stared it, but was actively involved and encouraging it.
like she was the one getting them sacrifices and blocking people in with them. She was just as guilty in this as they were.
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Brief crash course for HBomb94 (not Hbomberguy!) + Hermits for those unfamiliar with him:
H is a MCC player and the Sands of Time VOD reviewer. He’s a core member of the MCC community and he’s why players say “Hi HBomb” before SoT
H teams with the hermits frequently to the point it’s a meme: H collects the hermits (he’s teamed with most of the MCC hermits— False, Ren, Grian, Pearl, Cub, Gem, Scar, Impulse) and he gets adopted by the hermits
In MCC, he’s known for having the “H factor” which states his presence boosts his teammates’ scores. He’s a fantastic leader and he keeps the morale up.
H is in Iskall’s Vault Hunters series— this is probably his most direct link to HC. H was invited after Ren met him when they teamed in MCC9, so yeah, that’s part of the Blue Bats’ legacy.
H is a big fan of Hermitcraft and he’s watched many hermits before— there’s more of his fanboying in his watch of Grian’s HC7 world tour
H sometimes teams with hermits outside of MCC in various e-sports events, but most of the team ups are in MCC
H was the one who predicted False popping off in Dodgebolt back in August 2020 when they hadn’t met yet
H was the team leader for MCC9 Blue Bats (H, Fruitberries, False, Ren) and he truly believed in all of them as a team even though False and Ren had gotten 9th like three times in a row, and they had an amazing legendary underdog victory. Probably the best MCC hermit victory ever (but I’m obviously biased haha).
Since then, H has teamed with the hermits many times, and they’ve won multiple times (Blue9 with False and Ren, Aqua20 with Gem, Aqua29 with False and Cub)
He played in irl MCC Twitch Rivals with Scar, Gem and Impulse (and possibly met Tango there in person)
H is a huuuuuge fanboy of the hermits in general and he’s always so proud and happy to team with them. He’s like “IT’S ME AND MY HERMITS! :D”. He’s vocally supportive and encouraging of the hermits in MCC (even when they were underestimated and seen as cannon fodder).
While H is an honorary hermit, it’s a different way from, let’s say, Skizz, because H isn’t in the Life series / Empires, he’s not a builder / redstoner— he’s like the MCC / SoT guy. He’s beloved among the MCC hermits, and the hermits and H are enthusiastic about each other.
Sands of Time and Decked Out have been frequently compared to each other, Grian even mentioned to H at the end of MCC18 that he got his ravager dodging skills from Decked Out 1
H being on HC is very exciting not only because H is a big hermit fan, he’s also not on Life series / Empires like the rest of the guests, so he has less of a connection to Tango personally, but they still invited him ^_^
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If the hermitcraft/life series fandom was like 2020 dsmp twitter you'd see shit like "OMG false is SO homophobic she CLEARLY believes gay people are demons and belong in hell!" Cause she locked Ren and martyn in a stone box and they started doing demon RP.
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