rendog lost in the sauce in south africa, friends devastated

Saw it was treebark week so enjoy some assorted treebarks 🐺

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

[Day 132]

No grave can hold my body down

I'll crawl home to her<3

"Martyn is just a wonderful human being who I am very, very fond of."

Don’t talk to me, I’m not ok

spend the last week or so making my own text posts n i think they're kinda funny hehe

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re watching Decked Out on Hermitcraft. Everyone is having a great time. The hermits seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys,” Tango says. All of a sudden Jimmy comes out with a cowboy hat and he and Tango hug. Skizz, Joel, and Lizzie follow with enthusiastic applause. When “THE DUNGEON IS READY FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM” stops playing, the MCC Sands of Time soundtrack plays distantly and HBomb walks out. Lights flash everywhere, and you see the Empires / Life series / HBomb / hermits hanging out in the Decked Out lobby and comparing decks. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Ren and Martyn walk into the lobby and kiss, holding the Dogwarts flag.

Some monster fellas (this is too fun help)

love is like a brick. you can build a house or sink a dead body

[Treebark Week] Day 7 - Blood/Sweat/Tears

Background below cut!

“Luck be with ye…. Hand.”

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Thinking about that post Martyn made about what if he and Ren made it to the end in 3rd Life together AUGH

Just. The two of them alone in the silence, everyone else fallen around them… Accepting that this is what has to be done… Rotating it so much

LOL yes!! This is why 3rd life is my favorite, both their dynamics are just... *chef's kiss*

My friend convinced me of the potential of this very specific trio (especially in a roadtrip context) so I'm spreading the propaganda

Again, oddly specific trio but listen. Look at this graph @liauditore made. This is all you need to know (TLDR these guys make for fun duos between one another, but putting all three of them together would neutralize any cons that would arise otherwise)

We call them sappies because idk it sounds cute and funny. Very vaguely based on the idea of tree sap (not just from how that can be related to "treebark" but also the idea of sap being a thing that helps a tree survive and making for good glue and medicine in some cases. Idk they're sappy. You get it)

The croc meme is based on this. I think Martyn would be too stupid to grasp the concept of gender so I replaced his speech bubble with watcher lore

i had to make one for them too

@treebarkweek : Day 4 infernal / divine

something something Ren meant the stereotypical angel with you know one pair of wings and a halo and stuff, meanwhile Martyn imagined a biblically accurate one and became terrified of the thought that he reminds Ren of a watcher

that moment when your liege compares you to your worst enemy-

[day 140] i saw the opportunity and i took it

was inspired by this