I am still VERY unwell from this finale

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So I've been thinking a lot about Muriel. About how they're sweet and naive and sort of dumb, and they're a 37th class angel.

In fact, Muriel’s level of naivety is nearly the same as Jim-level naivety/dumbness. And Jim was supposed to be a 38th class angel, after being demoted from Supreme Archangel and having his memories removed.

And when this was revealed Muriel says 'I didn't know there was a class below me', what if Muriel is just a demoted angel? What if Heaven just keeps demoting any angel who goes against God’s (the Metatron’s) Plan and making a new, lower class for them? Instead of making them fall, they just keep taking memories and demoting angels so that there wont be a perceived ‘institutional problem’. Which there isn’t. Right?

Modern queer shows are just like:

Choose route: mlm or wlw

WLW: *beep* cancelled! The nuances that we were building upon that would've started and era of modern philosophy will now never be revealed :)

MLM: uh oh! compulsory divorce arc you are now a child of divorce and trauma :)

What if aziraphale and crowley tried to postpone the second coming by finding increasingly ridiculous activities for jesus to do

Listen I know everyone is excited for petty Crowley in series 3, I am too. HOWEVER, I also desperately need a super bitchy Aziraphale. Because here is the thing, in what little we know about Series 3, we know that the Second Coming is on its way and Crowley and Aziraphale aren't talking. And we have to remember that Aziraphale is also angry with Crowley, just as Crowley is angry with Aziraphale. To Aziraphale, Crowley is the one who walked away when he needed him. So when I tell you that both of them are going to be petty as hell to the other, I mean PETTY. I wouldn't be suprised if they didn't directly talk to each other for an entire episode but instead just passive aggressively had someone else be the middle man. Like Aziraphale will come into the bookshop where Crowley is moping (definitely not trying to keep an eye on Aziraphale), and Muriel has to be in the middle of this:

"Oi, kid, tell the sUpReMe ArChAnGeL to shove his apology up righteous ass"

"Muriel, will you please tell Mr. Kiss and Run that I'm not here to apologize when I was doing my JOB"

"Tell his most holiness that his only job is licking HEAVENS BOOT like a pratt"

And on and on.

Now, do I think that Aziraphale and Crowley will spend the season learning how to communicate with each other and actually discuss what they were trying to say in the last moments of season 2? Absolutely. Do I want to see Aziraphale really fight for Crowley like Crowley fights for him? Yeah, a bit. Do I need them to make a big love confession scene where they make up and finally say I love you? Yes, and I think we will get something adjacent to that. But I think they are going to be serving up divorcees in a sitcom that end up together again before that.

I just want to take a second to say that - regardless of what people think of the ending - it was incredibly ballsy of Neil Gaiman to take an ambiguous and inoffensively queer relationship that half the fandom denied existed, and make the romance and love between them so obviously canon. That kind of easily deniable queer relationship is common, and it was super refreshing to have an author actually be willing to alienate part of their audience in order to be true to the characters and take a definitive stance.

The fact that he managed to do that while still preserving that delicate tenderness everyone loved about them to begin with is everything I could’ve hoped for tbh.

An underrated bit in good omens season 2 is Crowley being absolutely betrayed and affronted that Jane Austen, a famous author, has written novels

the fucking tears welling in their eyes as they talk and then when crowley kisses aziraphale and aziraphale holds his back and his touch is unsteady and as soon as they part he sobs. whatever. like i care.

This scene:

Season 3 ending where they kiss n’ make up and the Bentley gets yellow accents

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WAIST GRAB!! This is so bonkers.

I just wanna say how surprised I feel about this pairing. Despite everything, I don’t feel it’s rushed whatsoever? I adore the concept of these ethereal beings having a much different concept of love, bonding, and affection than humans do. They just clicked!

Would have loved there to have been more flies and face rot during the love story flashbacks between beelzebub and gabriel like commit to the bit or go home i mean if he can’t love you at your decayingest then he doesn’t deserve you at your cute emo eyes

Hey, so, remember this?

Well, I re-watched Good Omens again recently, and noticed that Aziraphale's lips part open right before the camera cuts to Crowley by his car. Kinda similar to the bullet catch act. Here's the clip:

What are the chances Aziraphale mouthed something to Crowley here? Perhaps another, "Trust me"? More importantly, did the Metatron catch it?

Thank you @lickthecowhappy for letting me borrow the brain cell to make this.

cant fucking believe we predicted Ineffable bureaucracy FOUR YEARS AGO

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